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    Nick Swardson jokes about Summer Movies, Transformers, & Jaded movie goers
    http://comedians.jokes.com/nick-swar...-summer-movies
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    Haha thanks for the share, i love watching his show haha Nick swardsons pretend time loved him as brother of Lady Gaga, Gary gaga haha XD laughed my ass off back then or that hockey game omg XD

    Here: http://comedians.jokes.com/nick-swardson/videos/lady-gaga-s-brother--garry-gaga haha XD

    Just viewed it, haha he's so right fun stuff man thanks for the share!
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    Default Re: Nick Swardson jokes about Summer Movies, Transformers, & Jaded movie goers

    I just watched it a second time and its even funnier now for me XD
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    Default Re: Nick Swardson jokes about Summer Movies, Transformers, & Jaded movie goers

    Quote Originally Posted by WreckGar View Post
    Nick Swardson

    I've always liked that guy.
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    Nick Swardson is hilarious. And it's so true, I have a couple friends who are against everything Transformers, even though I've known them to like films of that nature.
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    It would be really funny if they put "Based on a true story"

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHeartBayhem View Post
    Nick Swardson is hilarious. And it's so true, I have a couple friends who are against everything Transformers, even though I've known them to like films of that nature.
    same here it seems that no movie from anything that relates to their past is ever done "justice" whatever that means. to me it is a great franchise with tons of things i never would of thought of doing with Transformers. do i like them all no, but more than enough to like the movie. and the comedy special was spot on

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    I cant view it in the UK
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    lmao! funny stuff! but he's right about jaded people....
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    Im looking on my oldest brothers Facebook page... and he writes with every movie he views at home or at the theater on his page.. Battle LA meets Jurassic Park or Rambo III meets blablabla.. that is so irritating -_- i think he's gonna do that shit with Transformers 3... -_- urghh..
    He's probably gonna compare TF3 with Battle LA meets... :head
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    Default Re: Nick Swardson jokes about Summer Movies, Transformers, & Jaded movie goers

    battle L.A. was horrible
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    Default Re: Nick Swardson jokes about Summer Movies, Transformers, & Jaded movie goers

    Quote Originally Posted by JuanCarlos View Post
    battle L.A. was horrible
    It was better than Skyline.
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    So ive heard, i havent seen any of those movies yet lol
    When i Transform i release rockets with nanobot-viruses that destroys you from within... the fuel inside you will turn into acid, metal will melt instantly...
    I'm a decepticon and my name is _____ All Hail Megatron!

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