One word... EPIC!Ok, let's work through this.
Bay said that the trailer comes out next week with Fast Five. It has been determined that Fast Five comes out in the US in two weeks, and in a couple countries next week. Some possibilities based on these statements are the following:
1. The trailer comes out with Fast Five in two weeks for everyone, but Bay thought that Fast Five came out next week, perhaps because he saw that it does come out in several countries next week and figured that was a global release. A simple mistake. Not a conspiracy.
2. The trailer comes out next week with Fast Five, but not in the US.
3. The trailer comes out next week, but not with Fast Five.
4. The trailer comes out with Fast Five next week in some countries and in two weeks in the US.
5. There is no trailer.
6. There is no Transformers 3; it's all been an elaborate ruse.
7. There is no Fast Five; it's really Slick Six.
8. There is no Dana, only Zuul.
9. There is no spoon.
Personally, I'm leaning towards número uno. But that's just me.