The Neverending Story

[Wolfblade]

So I had this concept that we create a random story together. So I started a thread for it.

Once upon a time, in the deep jungles of the Amazon there lived a young boy named Takiki.

And continue.

[ARCEE^_^]

who one day found a bazooka!
XD

[Mr Majestic]

and a giant crate of banana's

[Trailbreaker]

And shot the bananas with the bazooka.

[swishbig]

After that, he went back to his village and blew it up with his bazooka.

[Duracell Bunny]

But saved his kitty cat before hand

[Crainy]

Which was stupid, because the kitty cat was in fact the devil in human form disguised as a bear.

[Wolfblade]

Cat-bear-Satan was in fact the most cute and adorable animal around though, so it was hard to tell his vicious intentions from the outside, except for his two rows of teeth, like a shark.

[Trailbreaker]

One day, Cat-bear-Satan met his rival..MAN-BEAR-PIG!!!

[Mr Majestic]

and at that very moment cat-bear-satan morphed into it's alter ego Cat-lion-monkey-satan!

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[Sam Nickelson]

and at that very moment cat-bear-satan morphed into it's alter ego Cat-lion-monkey-satan!

little did anyone know but he had powers that he developed in the 2067 explosion of mt. Guam.

[Mr Majestic]

Man-bear-pig and Cat-lion-monkey-satan were engaged in furious combat when all of a sudden...

[Wolfblade]

...Iron Man came out of hiding and joined in the side of man-bear-pig!

[swishbig]

...Cat-Lion-Monkey-Satan farted.

[Crainy]

Now Cat-Lion-Monkey-Bear-Human-Satan had the advantage.

[Wolfblade]

Iron man was swallowed whole by the cat head of the creature.

[Duracell Bunny]

Remembering his place, Takiki comes into the fray. And he's had a few beers.

[MrX]

Except for Chuck Norris.

[chatterbox]

drank it all and left no river

[Duracell Bunny]

But it was fine, cos Chuck Norris doesn't need water, water needs him.

[Crainy]

However, then he realized that the Chuck Norris jokes were no longer funny, so he died because he drank to much.

[swishbig]

And along came pooh bear to see the defeat of Chuck Norris with his own eyes.

[Wolfblade]

(What have I done...)

[Duracell Bunny]

And Pooh Bear took into his hands the soul of Chuck. Taking all his power with him.

(and I think the Chuck Norris jokes are quite funny still actually Crainy depending whats said )

[ARCEE^_^]

but than a rabid drop bear jumped from the tree and..........