So... yesterday afternoon I had this weird dream. I was napping. Maybe that's why it was so strange. Michael Bay had this menagerie of animals and for some reason I was there. I think I was applying for a job.
There were itty bitty water snakes and fish and a plethora of other creatures I don't remember.
There was also this giant fishtank with something curled up on a lily pad in it and I was all "what is that" so I got closer. It was a baby platypus. It was adorable. It yawned, kind of like a Slowbro (Pokemon). Nelson took it away, which was upsetting. I have no idea what Nelson looks like but in my dream he had gray hair but wasn't old. O_o Yeah... So somehow I ended up in the giant fishtank with a large unidentified creature swimming all around my feet.
Then there was this giant jellyfish floating around the room. Its body was in a tank but the stingers were hanging out and I had to duck them.
The place looked a lot like "Tanks A Lot", a fish store nearby.
I hope Bay does own a platypus and brings him lots of joy. Because that's why platypuses (platypi?) exist.