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    Default I have to share this bit of 'news' with everyone....

    but this is just way too funny in light of what Barbara Italy was saying when she was on this board sometime last year:

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/5414105.html
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

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    Default Re: I have to share this bit of 'news' with everyone....

    Sexbots for all.
    Jesus respawned in 3 days.....

    Now that's lag.

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    Hey wait....this sounds strangely familiar....

    Wasn't Jude Law's character in AI: Artificial Intelligence a...what should I call it....sexbot maybe?

    Damn it's been a while since I've seen that movie, but it sounds eerily familiar.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    I think it was in Futureama
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    Quote Originally Posted by King of Kings View Post
    I think it was in Futureama
    Yeah, I remember that too, but Jude Law's character was a male prostitute in AI: Artificial Intelligence.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    Yeah, I remember that too, but Jude Law's character was a male prostitute in AI: Artificial Intelligence.
    I've never seen AI.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King of Kings View Post
    I've never seen AI.

    Ah, you haven't missed much. Honestly, it's good, but it's not a masterpiece.

    spielberg did direct it though, there's a plus.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    I and my late brother used to talk "Hey someone who establishes the virtual-sex technology will be super rich!" It's been basic needs of the human race, so it makes money.

    But robots in this article are still nothing more than programmed dolls. I guess what Barbara would have liked to know was likely that how to get the close encounters of the fourth (or fifth?) kind with certain aliens we like. Then I'd be happy to help her to hack and decode the Penfield Homunculus (sensory maps) in their neural processors.

    I have a feeling that Jude Law in A.I. were referred to as "a love mecha". And Hoffman wrote the deadly love for coppelia, Villiers de l'Isle-Adam praised L'Eve future, Lenny Kravitz sung "black velveteen, simple and clean, free from disease, oh what a bad machine..."

    OK, I should stop it now.
    In the words of Judy Witwicky, "Sorry, it's just been a weird night, I've had a bit to drink." Ya, I've had enough of new year's Sake tonight. (oh, is this my first drunk post?)

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    YES! A 'love mecha', that's it!

    Thanks sora.

    And wow, what examples you can bring up....

    Quote Originally Posted by sora View Post
    I and my late brother used to talk "Hey someone who establishes the virtual-sex technology will be super rich!" It's been basic needs of the human race, so it makes money.

    But robots in this article are still nothing more than programmed dolls. I guess what Barbara would have liked to know was likely that how to get the close encounters of the fourth (or fifth?) kind with certain aliens we like. Then I'd be happy to help her to hack and decode the Penfield Homunculus (sensory maps) in their neural processors.

    I have a feeling that Jude Law in A.I. were referred to as "a love mecha". And Hoffman wrote the deadly love for coppelia, Villiers de l'Isle-Adam praised L'Eve future, Lenny Kravitz sung "black velveteen, simple and clean, free from disease, oh what a bad machine..."

    OK, I should stop it now.
    In the words of Judy Witwicky, "Sorry, it's just been a weird night, I've had a bit to drink." Ya, I've had enough of new year's Sake tonight. (oh, is this my first drunk post?)
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Beej View Post
    Good typing though.
    Thanks. I tap away on a keyboard when I'm drunk.

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    Gigolo Joe, whadaya know?

    I saw this earlier. Kinda strange, along with the whole love doll article/video that Agony(was it you?) posted a while back.

    BB, what are you doing digging through the Houston Chronicle?

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    Ya, that was Agony's post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by r-type View Post
    Gigolo Joe, whadaya know?

    I saw this earlier. Kinda strange, along with the whole love doll article/video that Agony(was it you?) posted a while back.

    BB, what are you doing digging through the Houston Chronicle?
    News, whether hard news or feature news, is my living oh wise one.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    Default Re: I have to share this bit of 'news' with everyone....

    ahhh the love machine
    we decepticons now face our darkest hour:megatron from transformers prime

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    lol. yhea pretty funny,but not to far fetched the japanese have invinted a few robots that play classical music and yes their full on robots some play the violen some piano,etc. as well as the advancement in technology advances you will see robots make a larger impact on our societies.the exo skeleton just relesead for sale...right now military use has been copyrighted it can lift up to two thousand pounds...but it also has the potential to help peple physically disabledand unable to walk the ability to do so and lift things as well.nano technology is new but is already making marks in leaps and bounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sora View Post
    I and my late brother used to talk "Hey someone who establishes the virtual-sex technology will be super rich!" It's been basic needs of the human race, so it makes money.

    But robots in this article are still nothing more than programmed dolls. I guess what Barbara would have liked to know was likely that how to get the close encounters of the fourth (or fifth?) kind with certain aliens we like. Then I'd be happy to help her to hack and decode the Penfield Homunculus (sensory maps) in their neural processors.

    I have a feeling that Jude Law in A.I. were referred to as "a love mecha". And Hoffman wrote the deadly love for coppelia, Villiers de l'Isle-Adam praised L'Eve future, Lenny Kravitz sung "black velveteen, simple and clean, free from disease, oh what a bad machine..."

    OK, I should stop it now.
    In the words of Judy Witwicky, "Sorry, it's just been a weird night, I've had a bit to drink." Ya, I've had enough of new year's Sake tonight. (oh, is this my first drunk post?)
    Yea I'm with BeeJ that's not bad for a drunk post. Hell, you should've read my first attempt at posting what I saw about cloverfield. It was late, I had a but too much Bacardi. I would type shit and when I read it the next day I left out words like he, I, this, and. So I would think them in my head and not type it. I had to blow that whole thing up and re-edit it. Some of my best scripting ideas have come at a moment of inebriation. Ya tend not to think, "Oh, wait this is bad". It's more of a "Ah, WTf. I bet this would be freaking great!".
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    lmao I kinda like the way I write when I'm enebreiated though sometimes It seems some people try to argue mute points with me,lol, and I get all anal.lol.Yhea but a few times I have been like oh shit I wrote that look at all the typos and these guys couldn't tell I was drunk.lol.c'mon I wasn't even making sense.
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