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  1. 01-16-2010, 01:35 PM #1
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    Default Butcher the Quote Thread

    Just something I made because I was bored. Basically you take a movie quote and you butcher it into something hilarious.

    I'll start...

    Megatron: "I'm gonna KILL you, slowly, painfully, but first a word from our sponsor!"

    Go!
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    Terminator: "I'll be Back to Burger King."
    "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
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  3. 01-16-2010, 05:59 PM #3
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    Prime: Transform and roll out to school!
    sorry im just really jet lagged and basicaly dead!
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    Peter Culen: Watch Voltron defenders of the universe... Right after Transformers...
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    Default Re: Butcher the Quote Thread

    Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket: Hi Joker, remember the night you pounded my gut with soap and towels?
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    "MH-53 pilot, power down now.. Have you crew step out or we will --WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!! *BOOM BOOM CLAP*
    Michael Bay: Speed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE1qfi_Avto
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    lol!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alASw1GdaL4
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    http://media.photobucket.com/image/t...musprimego.jpg
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    Default Re: Butcher the Quote Thread

    Since Cullen did the voice of Eeyore, as well as OP:

    Well, I guess we better roll out.

    Thanks for noticing me, Megatron.
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    he did the voice of Eeyore?
    wow!
    u learn something new everyday!
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    Optimus Prime

    One shall stand--One shall kneal befor Zod! ZOOOD!
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    zod?
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    Default Re: Butcher the Quote Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by ARCEE^_^ View Post
    zod?
    General Zod. You know, From Superman 2? Let me guess, You never saw the movie. Well here's a clip with General Zod.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZlm1Ny3Cbw
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    stop being me!
    now back on topic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ARCEE^_^ View Post
    stop being me!
    now back on topic!
    Sooo young! sooooo much to learn!!! hehehehehe
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    Default Re: Butcher the Quote Thread

    Dirty Harry: "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do these pants make me look fat?' Well, do they, punk?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trailbreaker View Post
    Dirty Harry: "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do these pants make me look fat?' Well, do they, punk?"
    OK, this made me snort! Considering I am at the library, not a good thing!
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    lol!
    i cant tink of anything!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ARCEE^_^ View Post
    lol!
    i cant tink of anything!
    Then what are you doing here?
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    Carl Denham: "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It-it was...SOAP POISONING...that killed the Beast."
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    lol!
    im just magic!
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    Messnger: This is madness!

    Leonidas: Arrest him!

    *bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do*

    Leonidas looks at his wife.

    Leonidas: Its good to be a king.
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    "solider ur payed ta shoot not talk!"
    "ok!"
    BANG!
    the end!
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    My friends call me murphy. But you call me... RObocop24. on facebook.
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    lol!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alASw1GdaL4
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