There's your sign...

[Swift]

lol, anyone watch Blue Collar?

Example: "My car's engine was smoking like hell so I pulled over. A guy comes up and asks "Your car break down?" Nah, it wanted a cigarette so I pulled over."

There's your sign.

Anyone else think of any?

[omegaweapon2]

Arriving at at a party. someone you knew says
"Hey your here."

Or am I? *dun dun DUNN...*

[Trailbreaker]

My buddy and I went to go hunting out in Wyoming, so he takes us in his private airplane we arrived at this tiny little airport. When our plane was on the runway a deer jumped out in front of us and we hit it. Messed it up real bad. So I call my wife and say "Honey! You're not gonna believe what just happened to us. We hit a deer with our airplane!"

*pause*

"Oh my God!....where you on the ground?!!!"

"Nope! Santa was making one last run!"

Here's your sign.

[Drake]

"Talk is cheap!"

"So are you!"

*scuffle ensues*

[Bot Girl]

The one I get at the Capitol: "When is the 3 o'clock tour?"

[chatterbox]

do not understand

[Bot Girl]

do not understand

What don't you understand, Chatter? If its Drake, don't worry, no one understands Drake. lmao If its my 3 o'clock tour thing: the 3 o'clock tour takes place at 3 o'clock!lmao

If its the Whats your sign thing, Google Bill Engvall.

[Trailbreaker]

Oh btw Swift, it's "here's your sign."

[Swift]

Oh btw Swift, it's "here's your sign."

I need this!

[chatterbox]

ahh i understand now