Random Things That Sound Awesome When Spoken by Optimus Prime

[littleman794]

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"

man, that would be hilarious

[Bot of Badassness]

"wanna buy some weed? It's normal man, like apples and raisons and nuts, except you smoke it."

Buy the way, I am NOT a stoner, I have never taked drugs and never will.

[Bot Girl]

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"

man, that would be hilarious

"The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. . . ")

[taybrian1]

All your base are belong to us.

[EpicBacons]

"I am a pretty cool guy, eh transforms from a fancy 6 wheeler to a gigantic robot with the ability to change the hands into glowing swords and hooks and mess up Decepticon faces and doesn't afriad of anything."

[ARCEE^_^]

Prime sitting in the corner crying
BB-"whats wrong Prime?"
Prime-"I'm homesick"

or
WHO THE FU*K STOLE MY COOKIE?!!!!
lol

[BIG Tee]

Father Abraham had many sons, had many sons had Father Abraham.

[littleman794]

And they never laughed, and they never cried

[MrX]

Rest in Peace.

[Swift]

mARINA GMAIRNA GO HOCKEY FOOOO

Fuck you.


"Megatron, fuck you."

Ohhh epic. Haha, lol

[Trailbreaker]

"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"

[MrX]

Bite my shiny metal ass.

[taybrian1]

Bite my shiny metal ass.

I want to hear Ironhide say that one.

"Seacrest, out!"

[Bot Girl]

I want to hear Ironhide say that one.

"Seacrest, out!"

:lol While wiggling said ass in opponent's general direction! :lol

[Jazz935]

:lol While wiggling said ass in opponent's general direction! :lol

I could so see that.

I was imagining

" Maybe the Dingo ate your baby"

or from G1 series:

"Well, Hot Diggity Dog"

[Dark Angel]

I don't know if it's been said but 'Gettin' jiggy with it'

[littleman794]

Gigidi gigidi gigidi gig!!!!

[Dark Angel]

Optimus singing 'Singing In The Rain' I know it's not a line, but a song should count right? It has lines

[omegaweapon2]

My fist theY are made of steel!!!

[Dark Angel]

"Did I do that?" (the Steve Urkell line)

[Trailbreaker]

"F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere, anytime at all, here in the deep blue sea!"

[Swift]

"Let me put your number in my iPhone."

[Jazz935]

" Boom! Head Shot!"

Sorry listen to a song.

[BIG Tee]

Yo baby, would you like some fries to go with that shake?

[Trailbreaker]

"Four score and seven million years ago our fathers, the Primes, brought forth in this universe a new planet, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all sentient beings are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate...we can not consecrate...we can not hallow this ground. The brave Autobots, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The universe will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this planet, under Primus, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government: of the Cybertronians, by the Cybertronians, for the Cybertronians, shall not perish from the universe."