rAnDoMzZ (part 3)

[Burnflare]

I'm feeling random today...

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[littleman794]

Hahahahahahahaha epic!!

Btw love ur av!!

[Burnflare]

Hahahahahahahaha epic!!

Btw love ur av!!

Thank you.

[littleman794]

Man, I miss our group!!

THE OFFICIAL RANDOMMERZ: littleman794, burnflare, arcee

We're like the official governent of randomness!! ... Or used to be

[Burnflare]

Man, I miss our group!!

THE OFFICIAL RANDOMMERZ: littleman794, burnflare, arcee

We're like the official governent of randomness!! ... Or used to be

THIS CALLS FOR NOSTALGIA!

http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum...hlight=randomz

In other news...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykkdvYThT_Y

[taybrian1]

You know you are happy when you have the urge to dance around the room to a Lady Gaga song that is only playing in your head.

[littleman794]

^WIN

although her videos are ccreeeeeeppyyyyyy (gagas not urs Tay)

[Burnflare]

You know you are happy when you have the urge to dance around the room to a Lady Gaga song that is only playing in your head.

Screw Gaga, play Daft Punk and get GOOD techno music stuck in your head!

[littleman794]

^TIESTO FTW!!!!!!!!!!! he's da shiz

[Burnflare]

Random thought: I wonder whatever happened to Movin'Forward.

[littleman794]

Oh ya!!! I almost forgot about her!!! Ya, wonder where she is

[Dark Angel]

A whole page has gone by since I was last here!

I put my foot in my mouth about work yesterday because today we had cops everywhere doing their thing for a drug op, plus there was a robbery, on a train.

My apologies of my job seems weird to people, but thats just how it is!

randomly does kirby dance <oo< ^oo^ >oo> ^oo^ <oo<

[littleman794]

wow...thats brutal...

kirby dance!!!

[Dark Angel]

Nah not really, I'm used to it, happens nearly everyday, the cops doing something at work. They have an office within ours for their work and such, so sometimes it's like working at a cop shop. Today was just a normal day!

*Celebrates Kirby!* we should start a conga line kirby thread!

[littleman794]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPHWd...eature=related

muahahahaha

[Dark Angel]

Rofl

[littleman794]

ROFLMAOEP

roll on floor laughing my @$$ off eating PANCAKES!!!!

I win

[Dark Angel]

+ DICMS

doused in canadian maple syrup

+ WASOOCB

with a side order of canadian bacon

I loved their food when I was in Canada!

[littleman794]

CANADA FTW!!!!!! cuz we rule!!!

[Dark Angel]

Ok I'm going to be a Noob here and ask what FTW means, I have an idea but I don't know exactly, or is it just the reverse meaning of WTF

[taybrian1]

Ok I'm going to be a Noob here and ask what FTW means, I have an idea but I don't know exactly, or is it just the reverse meaning of WTF

It means for the win.

[littleman794]

CANADA FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!

w00t!!!!! 1337 WIN!!!!!

Harharharharharrrr (mr. Krabs laugh)

[omegaweapon2]

kill the beagle boys!

[littleman794]

^kill the jonas brothers!!!

[Trailbreaker]

See this?



This ENTIRE picture is computer generated.