Oh no!!! I'm about to get hit by my own elephant!!! THUD... okay well it's dead now... Oh crap it's the matrix dust!!! No it's alive again!! And it's angry!!
My elephant falls again
Oh no!!! I'm about to get hit by my own elephant!!! THUD... okay well it's dead now... Oh crap it's the matrix dust!!! No it's alive again!! And it's angry!!
My elephant falls again
What's that sound?(Looks up) GA! FALLING ANGRY ELEPHANT!
(Dodges Elephant)BOOMCRASHTHUD!(Car Does not avoid Elephant)
Damn it! Why couldn't it have been Megan Fox?! What am I going to do with a dead 3 ton elephant? Oh, Damn it My Car!
Wow, I didn't think rust could get that flat......
Drops my car keys onto the user below(Hey Its not like I need them now anyway. Stupid Angry Elephant......)
Ouch. What am I gonna do with these anyway?
I drop a piano on the person below.
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they're genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
They call me Ratchet Girl for a reason. Sometimes Skids girl.
Yeah, I'm a girl...SO FREAKING WHAT????
http://www.youtube.com/user/Taybrian1 I'm a Youtube star! (Not really, I just get bored.)
TIme to go saw some arms off... I mean, uh, dispose of this dangerous device.
I drop a severed arm down below.
Zombies.
Where's starscream I need to slap him with this!!
I drop ravages spine below
moves out of the way
drops a fat chick below
we decepticons now face our darkest hour:megatron from transformers prime
no fat chicks!
Drops a bomb
omg its a bomb *side steps*
i drop a hot pot of coffee on the user below me
Oh my god!! It buuurns!! Oh god noooo!! Please make it stop!!
I drop a mountain ox to hump your neck with a diesely tinge below
I tongue an ox for a little bit cause i like the diesel tinge then i share some ice cream with the ox but as the ox goes to tongue it... I drop the ice cream cone below
"How Come the Decepticons have all the cool shit"
Gross! I hope this is melted ice cream!!
I drop yoshi below
runs away
drops optimus prime on the person below
we decepticons now face our darkest hour:megatron from transformers prime
Megatron! get here now! I have a surprize for you!
Megs tackles Optimus, and they both fall down to the next post
You tell her we're not her pets, and we're not her toys! We're an advance, genius alien race just looking for a home!
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they're genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Sweet! Mike would pay me loads of money is I held his dog ransom!
I drop Ironhide's cannons down
You tell her we're not her pets, and we're not her toys! We're an advance, genius alien race just looking for a home!
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they're genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Well, I never thought there'd be a more appropriate time to say, CRAP!!!!
*insert rimshot and canned laughter*
Crowd: BOO!
I drop my shattered dreams as a comedian below.
Zombies.
like falling snow dreams
Drop on me. I laugh at them,
And stomp them to dust.
(Haha, Haiku!)
I drop our XBox 360 with the red ring of death on the user below.
(Stupid thing died today!)
Bot Girl
~~Age and treachery beats youth and skill every time!
~~You say "Nerd," I say "Intellectual Badass!"!
OUCH! Gar. Good thing I own a PS3.
I drop a Mr. Potato Head toy on the user below.
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they're genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
*Looks for a Mrs. Potato Head*
Drops the annoying cat that keeps crying outside my window down below...
Cat:HISS!!(Claw, claw.Scratch,scratch)
Me: GA!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETOFF!MYFACE!
(Throws cat out the window) Die you furry spawn of Satan!
I'm going to need more band-Aids. Drops knock off Transformer on the user below.
*hits my head and breaks apart*
Wow, talk about cheap plastic.
I drop a hefty die cast Transformer on the user below.
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they're genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
catches.. sweet it's megatron
drops fire ants on the person below me
we decepticons now face our darkest hour:megatron from transformers prime
crap i hate ants
drops worms
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