Unicron (Primus)
Quintessons
Rodimus Prime
The Autobot Twins
Dinobots
robot scrot, lame juvenile jokes, pretty much what makes TF look like a joke
Pretenders
Leo Spitz
Wheelie humping Mikaela
it's not listed, but posted below in my thread
Yeah.
-No speachless Robots, I mean If they're not going to talk what is the point. The Amount of time I am told that it takes to render the bastards is tremendouse, why spend all that time and have no dialogue.
-No Robot ressurection, I Think that Optimus in TF2 ROTF was justafied, but if they're dead......newsflash...they should stay dead. Get on with the story.
-No Pentegon, leave it all to NEST - Yeah I am really sick of seeing the stupid old guy and the Penetgon. We know about Pentegon ( which is real ) Give some screen time to NEST. In ROTF we didn't get into much detail, stick with fictional Agencies, They have a better Job.:deadhorse1:
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I only have one thing I don't want to see in TF3...
I don't want to see characters get introduced that i am all fired up to see on screen and then have them underused or just plain ignored. ( cough cough ** Sideswipe ** cough cough ).
Oh, and NO TWINS.
Ok, so that's two things then. I hated the twins, sorry but I did. I really wanted them to die violently.
in case i forgot to mention this:
Dont want:
twins
idiotic sexual humor
sam's parents
and
leo
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Darth Vader
Ultra Magnus:"I know you're BORED, Rodimus, but with the mantle of leadership come obligations."
Rodimus Prime:"Mmm... Don't suppose I could interest you in a used mantle?"
Yeah, call me tasteless, but, I didn't really mind the Twins. They did have a couple of funny lines.
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I liked the Twins too.
Same here. I stillm want Leo, but I want Simmons dead, he is the most inoying![]()
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hi, this post is not about what i would like to see, i am not the screen writer neither are they asking me to write a script, is about some things that to my point of view failed in previous movie (tr2), so they don't make the same mistakes again. yes, is about ranting, but before anyone starts flaming, i suggest you do the same (no insults, just point out specific issues) so the result is a good product.
1. the plot. i believe the previous movie was made around the tittle, first they thought about the title (hey, 'revenge of the fallen' sounds cool for the sequel, lets leave that title), and they they created a new character called 'fallen' so it had something to do with the title. as a reference, please watch 'dilbert' tv episode called 'the name'. first you think about a product (the plot), then you put a name on it, then else you result with another 'godzilla', with cool effects but nothing else. there was no need to create a new character, like the nemesis of the movie (there were enough badass characters in the series, and if it was so powerful it would not have been unnoticed in the series, so basically you changed all of what 'transformers' background was about). please refer to the original series, there are many drama elements that can be developed. for example there are those things with many faces and tentacles that created the transformers. this hurry to make a plot about a character with no background left many holes (spoiler alert), for example: megatron could be revived with a simple operation, though optimus could only be revived with a weird device because he was one of the primes, and though he was one of the primes, and could only be revived with the device, he could also be killed by a non prime (i.e: megatron) unlike 'the fallen'. the good guy has to scale the highest mountain but the bad guy, in the same condition can solve everything with no problem. there were many other plots, but this is a big one (without being picky)
2. character personalities. lets start by the supposed fact that they are robots, so they are asexual and a robot will not get horny by watching megan fox. also, the twins. in this movie they did not push it more than they could, but to take into account, don't overdo it, then else you will result with another jar jar binks. if we want to see dumb characters that act like comic relief because they are dumb, we would be watching disney movies
3. effects. these are movies based in fx, and if there were no effects, we would not be watching them. the idea is to show robots that transform into some other things, and it should be it (so far they got this part ok, with some exceptions), and if there is something else, it should be according to the plot, to the situation of the required effect and specially what would be credible in that situation. somethings like the spheres that group together and form a robot with the thickness of a paper, or the human babe that turns to be a robot and makes a lousy transformation are out of place (and that transformation, by the way, really sucked, making a note apart of the fact that she acted and moved like human, though all the other characters acted like they did not understand or were just learning about humans)
4. on a similar note, the big guy at the beginning was very cool, but there was a lot of unnecessary camera movement in the first sequence. ok, so you have technical skills, but this is not the speed racer movie, and we are not watching some guys racing on a twisted track, we are watching some big guys that you will hardly loose sight from them, which are moving in straight line. if you want to show you can do some effects (as a hint, we can imagine any effect, so there is no need to show something just to say, 'hey we moved the camera this way'. anyone can move the camera in whichever way, specially when there is no camera but a computer script) justify it with a plot. for reference, watch james bond movies (which are mostly without or not at all cg)
5. i have seen in some forums (including reference in wikipedia) some mentions about dinobots. dinobots are cool, but as mentioned in wikipedia, a dinosaur or robotic dinosaur walking in the city would not go unnoticed. if you plan to include those, please make an effort to come up with a decent plot on why they are dinosaurs and not vehicles, and remember (so you don't write something totally different from the original history, of which some of us are fans), dinobots don't come from cybertron, they were created in earth.
these issues are all obvious and have been pointed out multiple times before the second movie but they made the same mistakes in the second movie. these things won't be corrected for the third movie either. expect another CGI fest (awesome btw) but horrible script and storyline.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Darth Vader
John Turturro's white hairy pasty ass.
O Barricade, where art thou?
Prowl vs. Barricade for TF 3!
I don't wanna see duplicates!!! Or an ending as fast as tf2
I don't want to see a beloved combiner treated the way Devastator was.
I also don't want to see the Decepticons die so easily. It's as though they're made of Legos. They fall apart so damn easily.![]()
O Barricade, where art thou?
Prowl vs. Barricade for TF 3!
I frikin don't wanna see humans being completely unfair with bombs, missiles, and railguns
I would like to see the Twins toned down, like their experience during ROTF made them "grow up" in a way. They can still have their funny moments, but their scene with Devastator proved they can kick some ass, so they should do more of that.
As for what I don't want. No overabundance on the military, no cheap deaths for any of the Transformers. I think Simmons showing his jockstrap in ROTF more than topped his S7 shirt in the first film, so they don't need to top it.
1-Please no transformers Armada,universe i don't like them just G1!
2-No more comic scenes i like scenes more sarcastic and destructive!
3-No Dinobots i don,t like them!
4-No more scenes like ancient Egypt or other kind of ancient culture from earth!I think more scenes in the ancient Cybertron was great.
5.D'ont put just chevrolet cars i like very mush the AUDI very cool but i like very mush the chevrolet volt!You could put some other cars from other countries like FERRARI,PORCHE,LAMBORGHINI,FORD,RENAULT,CITROEN,ME RCEDES,BMW,MG,JAGUAR,PONTIAC,MASERATI,LANCIA,ALFAR OMEO,HONDA,MITSUBISHI,SUBARU...:lol
I dont want to see the twins.They are annoying as hell.I dont mind about something that is different, but they just FUCK AROUND to much, even in serious intense action scenes.
Humans
i wonder how useful are these lists. most of us have different taste it seems, so in both this list and 'what i would like to see', the posts are 'i like to see unicrom', and two posts later 'i don't like unicrom'. i for one, would like to see the quintessons (the guys with tentacles and many faces that created the transformers), and i would like to see many, many transformers, but some posts say they don't like to see unnamed transformers. a guideline to michael bay would be 'do whatever, but do it right' (plot holes, changing transformers background and complicated situations that solve themselves with poor credibility solutions are not right, for starters). back to topic, i would NOT like to see things that solve because, as said in the previous sentence, a complicated situation explained in 1 hour has a 10 second 'deux ex machina' solution (including 20 robots shooting to a single human but they all miss and the human runs 100 meters intact, though 'heroic actions' are a must in this kind of movie. heroic is not the same as magic, this is not harry potter either). no fights with matrix moves (or at least not as a general rule). for reference, watch 'starship troopers 1' -i have not seen the rest-. why starship troopers as reference? because is also a movie about fighting, with different characters and different personalities, whit drama points that develop parallel to the main story (every 'simpsons' episode has more than one single drama line, and they do it with only 5 main characters and 20 minutes), and the characters of 'starship troopers' act like a real human or anything with personality (and not like somebody who learned how to talk through tv commercials) would act in that situation, with fear, without 'the phrase' and boring to death with speeches the opponent before shooting him and so on, but they get the job done. once again, this is not a disney movie, so stop with cliches already.
Bay will never read this thread. But if he does:
No Leo
No Twins
No Wheelie
No dick,fart,balls,humping, jock strap stupidness.
No Allspark shards
No kitchen bots
No ball bearing bots
No terminators (er, Pretenders)
Dunno if its been said before, but im bored.
I dont want to see a super evil hard ass villain that is supposed to only be killed by a prime, but 6 of them cant take him. Then only one of them, that was already killed before, kills him in 30 seconds because of a somewhat badass powerup armour.
I wouldn't have minded the twins as much if they weren't so juvenile and screwed everything up they touched. Also their faces, how (out of all the cool concept art) did they wind up choosing those faces and body styles.
I thought they were funny but, I wish they were more serious in battle. With them getting so much screen time they could have made a great side story. If they are in the next one I hope they continue their comedy but, are more battle hardened and responsible. Or is this just the parent in me telling my children to stop acting so silly and go do your homework.
Smokescreen: "You're our only hope Omega." Omega Supreme: "Failure: Impossible" - G1 Episode #41 "The Golden Lagoon"
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