Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime

[overdosedchaos]

14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime.

I remember the boys jumping off roofs and windows when Superman came out back in 1978 (girls, being a lot smarter than boys, don't do these stupid things). Looks like Transformers has had a similar effect in one boy:

Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction. Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he does not know the answer of 7 plus 17.

No kidding. The worrying thing is that it took a long time for the parents to realize that his son's habits could be bad for him. How long?

He began to drink gasoline five years ago, when we found he liked smelling lighter fuel.

Five years? FIVE FRAKING YEARS? According to the doctors at the Shanghai hospital where he's being treated "the gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brains. To make thing even worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body." Apparently, the parents have been drinking kerosene for the longest time too.
Poor kid, seriously. I hope the parents get their ass in jail for incompetence. The only positive thing in this story: At least he wasn't tased.

[Twonk]

At least he wasn't tased.

If they did he would have blown up.

[Mindfreak87]

At least he wasn't tased.

If they did he would have blown up.

lmao

[Elemento P]

since when did optimus prime drink gas? if the boy was copying someone, it sure wasn't optimus.

[Trailbreaker]

Where the hell is he getting this gas anyways?

And besides, even if Optimus did drink some kind of fossil fuel, it would be diesel. Apparently this kid wasn't so smart in the beginning like the article said. Neither were the parents.

:wtf

[Michael Do]

Optimus drink Energon Drinks

[Dynasty]

Where the hell is he getting this gas anyways?

And besides, even if Optimus did drink some kind of fossil fuel, it would be diesel. Apparently this kid wasn't so smart in the beginning like the article said. Neither were the parents.

You took the words out of my mouth. Where were the parents? Land sakes...

[Trailbreaker]

You took the words out of my mouth. Where were the parents? Land sakes...

They were too busy drinking their kerosene.

[lightning]

it's always the fault of movies that are big hits. how come nobody blames movies that are flops. they should blame movies like the postman or speed 2.

[chops]

idiot parents didn't realize he was doing this for like 3 years????

[Spruebox]

idiot parents didn't realize he was doing this for like 3 years????

5 years actually and the parents drink kerosene, too. Makes me wonder how they lived long enough to have a kid at all, being this stupid.

[darthrage]

so what the hell does this have anything to do with transformers??

absolutely nothing

he started drinking way before the first movie was in development

so this belongs in the Misc. thread

[taybrian1]

I think that's called 'natural selection.'

[The Last Autobot]

When I was in highschool, I had a friend that took a lighter to his ass and lit up his own farts.

I'll stop right there.

Everyone here knows that none of the Autobots ever drank anything. I can't even remember an episode from G1 that showed any Autobot chuggin on energon.

Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime

This thread should be closed.

[sora]

This family is obviously showing signs of drug addiction to VOCs, the "I wanted to be a Transformer" words sound like an excuse.

[Z28 Autobot]

yea blame it on a movie..no it not the movie its the parents..sorry.

[MrX]

:wtf I knew Gas was poison before I was 9 and that's because I either learned it in school or my parents told me. And how could his parents not know that he was drinking gas? To quote from a comiedian "My dad knew if I broke wind in the back yard!" I don't know what the long term effects of drinking gas but it can't be good. I see a lot of health problem for this kid.

[MrX]

yea blame it on a movie..no it not the movie its the parents..sorry.

Your damn right its the parents fault!

[Trailbreaker]

I thought it'd kill you instantly.

[Dynasty]

They were too busy drinking their kerosene.

LOL!

My cousin drank a bit of gasoline once- it was in a pop bottle for some reason, and his stomach needed to be pumped right away IIRC, so... it's a fairly serious thing... you'd think it'd taste horribly!

[Spruebox]

yea blame it on a movie..no it not the movie its the parents..sorry.

But didn't you know? That's the cool thing to do this day and age: blame everything ELSE for your bad parenting!

And anyway, does drinking gasoline burn your throat? Thought I read it did...

[The Last Autobot]

I thought it'd kill you instantly.

No.

But my farts would.

[megatron42]

it don't kill you right away.. will make you sick like a dog tho
the kid needs mental help

[MrX]

No.

But my farts would.

Okay, Important Safty tip, Thanks The Last Autobot.

[megatron42]

i can guarantee if he was at the hospital.. he'd would be drinking charcol