Along time ago the Primes come to earth with there machine to suck the sun dry, to charge up the Allspark, they get it all set up and before they can tern the key they see little humans running around and are like nope cant do it. Then they start fighting with there brother the Fallen over these tiny monkeys, they don’t see a way to win so they run off a few hundred miles with the magic key (that compared to them is the size of a after dinner mint) to kill themselves.

Then the Fallen goes home with the allspark and disappears till he and his brothers are all but forgotten and doz nothing.

Fast forward some time the Transformers split into two factions dering a civil war and sent the allspark in to space were Megatron fallows it then everyone fallows him.

Both Megatron and the allspark land on earth, but Megs goes to sleep and no transformer can fined ether.

So as Megatron sleeps, Decepticons are running a round looking for the matrix of leadership at the same time. On the same plaint as the allspark and there leader but can fined nothing.

These Decepticons don’t really do any thing but hide from the easily beatable humans. Then they fall asleep.

Is it just me or doz this sound really stupid?