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    Default If Michael Bay had directed... Titanic

    Shoot for the impossible...
    ...Then do it.


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    Default Re: If Michael Bay had directed... Titanic

    I never watched it, I thought that's what happened...with a lot of crying
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    Default Re: If Michael Bay had directed... Titanic

    Quote Originally Posted by JesterJJZ View Post
    Jester... That's my blog... Just to make it clear.. Michael is my favourite director... It's just a bit of fun and not meant to be offensive at all....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doomofman View Post
    Jester... That's my blog... Just to make it clear.. Michael is my favourite director... It's just a bit of fun and not meant to be offensive at all....
    I dont find it offensive whatsoever. That fake twitter someone else created a while back was cute for like a minute as well. But I have to be honest, Bay Movie explosion jokes are about as stale as white people vs. fill-in-the-blank ethnicty stereotype bits used by stand up comedians. People have gone to that well one too many times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doomofman View Post
    Jester... That's my blog... Just to make it clear.. Michael is my favourite director... It's just a bit of fun and not meant to be offensive at all....
    It just sounds like a broken record rant to me... :deadhorse1:
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    Default Re: If Michael Bay had directed... Titanic

    Quote Originally Posted by JesterJJZ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Doomofman View Post
    Jester... That's my blog... Just to make it clear.. Michael is my favourite director... It's just a bit of fun and not meant to be offensive at all....
    I could not stop laughing. :lol

    seriously

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    I'm still laughing

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    Default Re: If Michael Bay had directed... Titanic

    Quote Originally Posted by JesterJJZ View Post
    It just sounds like a broken record rant to me... :deadhorse1:
    Na, it's almost a serious thought... I mean even Michael has made fun of his reputation with that Verizon ad...

    What I had intended to do was a series of If Bay had made... things... But after the reaction to this I think I might just change the director with the movie... like... If Tim Burton had directed... King Kong or something... I dunno...

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    Default Re: If Michael Bay had directed... Titanic

    I thought it was cool
    I've always defended Michael Bay against attacks that his films are full of stupid explosions, girls in underwear and mindless characters... but then he made Transformers 2 and I conceded...

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    Default Re: If Michael Bay had directed... Titanic

    I couldn't stop laughing, seriously.

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    http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/article...st-of-the-film

    Now these are the people Jester should be taking his rage out on...

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    Default Re: If Michael Bay had directed... Titanic

    ...Why the hell do people get so upset at these articles???

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    Default Re: If Michael Bay had directed... Titanic

    You know, this would actually make me want to see Titanic.





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    Default Re: If Michael Bay had directed... Titanic

    Quote Originally Posted by timtationx View Post
    ...why the hell do people get so upset at these articles???
    backed!!!
    I've always defended Michael Bay against attacks that his films are full of stupid explosions, girls in underwear and mindless characters... but then he made Transformers 2 and I conceded...

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