There's a lizard in the house...

[Bumblebee1983]

that has been evading me for about a week now.

I thought for sure he found a hole to get out of because I hadn't seen him in a while, and sure enough, I'm sitting here on the couch and look over on the floor and there's my little (err, actually he's kind of long) slimy lizard-y friend.

Got boyfriend to lift up the couch and I got the broom, and now can't find the damn thing!

I'm seriously creeped out by any reptile and spider.

Come out little pesky critter....I got the broom ready.

[Swift]

that has been evading me for about a week now.

I thought for sure he found a hole to get out of because I hadn't seen him in a while, and sure enough, I'm sitting here on the couch and look over on the floor and there's my little (err, actually he's kind of long) slimy lizard-y friend.

Got boyfriend to lift up the couch and I got the broom, and now can't find the damn thing!

I'm seriously creeped out by any reptile and spider.

Come out little pesky critter....I got the broom ready.

lol! Hope ya catch him!

[Bumblebee1983]

lol! Hope ya catch him!

I'm eyeing the couch to see if the little bastard decides to stick his head out.

I really do not want a dead reptile in the house. Ick. It would stink to high heaven. I already have to deal with dead frogs in the pool and hot tub. NASTY!!!

[Firefrost]

I'm eyeing the couch to see if the little bastard decides to stick his head out.

I really do not want a dead reptile in the house. Ick. It would stink to high heaven. I already have to deal with dead frogs in the pool and hot tub. NASTY!!!

My kitten kills them on a daily basis, eats off their arms and legs and leaves them in my room. Kind of sucks.
Good luck finding him, they are pretty sneaky, even without their appendages

[Bumblebee1983]

My kitten kills them on a daily basis, eats off their arms and legs and leaves them in my room. Kind of sucks.
Good luck finding him, they are pretty sneaky, even without their appendages

Eww.

You see, I would like him out of here because once he dies, he'll stink. Horribly. I mean, we just got the flooded basement cleaned up (that stunk for a few good days) and the carpets cleaned.

And to think, I'm barefoot... That little bastard will be out by nightfall.

[Firefrost]

I think you'll be ok. I'm pretty sure most lizards sleep at night. You'll find him in the morning

[Bumblebee1983]

I think you'll be ok. I'm pretty sure most lizards sleep at night. You'll find him in the morning

Yeah, dead and stinking. :lol

Actually, I'm going to get him out ASAP. I can't stand the thought of a slimy lizard being in the same room as me.

[King of Kings]

Lizards don't bother me, granted we don't have any living in the wild here in Britland, now if there's a spider in my flat I won't sleep until I know the bugger is dead, anyways I hope you find it.

[Firefrost]

Lizards don't bother me, granted we don't have any living in the wild here in Britland, now if there's a spider in my flat I won't sleep until I know the bugger is dead.

You would have freaked here about a month ago. I woke up with a brown recluse on my ceiling above my bed the size of a fist. I went back to sleep and forgot about him. He turned up dead a few days later, my kitten is a helluva hunter

[King of Kings]

You would have freaked here about a month ago. I woke up with a brown recluse on my ceiling above my bed the size of a fist. I went back to sleep and forgot about him. He turned up dead a few days later, my kitten is a helluva hunter

I would most likely tried killing it with my baseball bat that or run out the building screaming like a little girl but in an ultra masculine way of course.

[Firefrost]

I would most likely tried killing it with my baseball bat that or run out the building screaming like a little girl but in an ultra masculine way of course.

yeah...all that seemed like a whole lot of work

[Bumblebee1983]

You would have freaked here about a month ago. I woke up with a brown recluse on my ceiling above my bed the size of a fist. I went back to sleep and forgot about him. He turned up dead a few days later, my kitten is a helluva hunter

Thank God for the kitteh! I'm allergic, so I can't have cats.

I seriously would have gone bananas if I'd seen a brown recluse that size...and where it was.

[Firefrost]

Sometimes I found, leaving things alone has more positive results. It's like smacking a bear in the face with a fish. You're just better off leaving the fish at the store. I mean if you are REALLY bored, and a maiming is your idea of fun....by all means.

[Bumblebee1983]

Sometimes I found, leaving things alone has more positive results. It's like smacking a bear in the face with a fish. You're just better off leaving the fish at the store. I mean if you are REALLY bored, and a maiming is your idea of fun....by all means.

I just had a mental image of a bear being smacked in the face with a fish. :lol

And the lizard just came out...and went back in! damnit!

[Firefrost]

I just had a mental image of a bear being smacked in the face with a fish.

it's the next 10 seconds that should be the real image

[Bumblebee1983]

it's the next 10 seconds that should be the real image

:lol

Ew.

I swear, this lizard must be part snake. He's long!!!!

[Firefrost]

:lol

Ew.

I swear, this lizard must be part snake. He's long!!!!

never get tired of hearing that
My bad.....

[Bumblebee1983]

never get tired of hearing that
My bad.....

:deadhorse1:

:lol

[taybrian1]

There's been a spider in my room for the past month. I'm terrified of spiders, so I'm afriad to pick up anything off my floor in case I run into it. My floor is covered in clothes right now because of that stupid thing. Why don't I just hang the clothes up? The spider might be living in the closet! Man, I am such a girl.

[Firefrost]

There's been a spider in my room for the past month. I'm terrified of spiders, so I'm afriad to pick up anything off my floor in case I run into it. My floor is covered in clothes right now because of that stupid thing. Why don't I just hang the clothes up? The spider might be living in the closet! Man, I am such a girl.

Kitties love spiders

[Bumblebee1983]

There's been a spider in my room for the past month. I'm terrified of spiders, so I'm afriad to pick up anything off my floor in case I run into it. My floor is covered in clothes right now because of that stupid thing. Why don't I just hang the clothes up? The spider might be living in the closet! Man, I am such a girl.

Don't blame you there (from another girl).

I had a snake in my apartment and I screamed bloody murder (it was night time too!), even though the snake wasn't that big. It was just a baby.

But still...snakes...lizards....frogs...spiders....ugh ! I hate Tennessee critters!

Oops, forgot to add millipedes and centipedes. I pulled a big mother-f***er of a millipede out of the pool yesterday!!!

And I'm glad scorpions aren't a big issue (anymore).

[Trailbreaker]

You should have me come over there and get the critter outta there, I'm a discount exterminator! (jk) *I show up with a rolled up newspaper in my hand*. :lol

[Bumblebee1983]

You should have me come over there and get the critter outta there, I'm a discount exterminator! (jk) *I show up with a rolled up newspaper in my hand*. :lol

Good luck finding the little critter! I found him sunbathing by the window earlier this week and still couldn't get him out! He disappeared for a few days and popped up again this afternoon.

Bleh.

[redqueenar]

Good luck finding the little critter! I found him sunbathing by the window earlier this week and still couldn't get him out! He disappeared for a few days and popped up again this afternoon.

Bleh.

Don't kill him! Lizards eat bad bugs and the bugs are worse!

[Bumblebee1983]

Don't kill him! Lizards eat bad bugs and the bugs are worse!

You have a point.

I just want him out of my space, that's all. The bug population has decreased though.