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    Default There's a lizard in the house...

    that has been evading me for about a week now.

    I thought for sure he found a hole to get out of because I hadn't seen him in a while, and sure enough, I'm sitting here on the couch and look over on the floor and there's my little (err, actually he's kind of long) slimy lizard-y friend.

    Got boyfriend to lift up the couch and I got the broom, and now can't find the damn thing!

    I'm seriously creeped out by any reptile and spider.

    Come out little pesky critter....I got the broom ready.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

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    Default Re: There's a lizard in the house...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    that has been evading me for about a week now.

    I thought for sure he found a hole to get out of because I hadn't seen him in a while, and sure enough, I'm sitting here on the couch and look over on the floor and there's my little (err, actually he's kind of long) slimy lizard-y friend.

    Got boyfriend to lift up the couch and I got the broom, and now can't find the damn thing!

    I'm seriously creeped out by any reptile and spider.

    Come out little pesky critter....I got the broom ready.
    lol! Hope ya catch him!
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    lol! Hope ya catch him!
    I'm eyeing the couch to see if the little bastard decides to stick his head out.

    I really do not want a dead reptile in the house. Ick. It would stink to high heaven. I already have to deal with dead frogs in the pool and hot tub. NASTY!!!
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    I'm eyeing the couch to see if the little bastard decides to stick his head out.

    I really do not want a dead reptile in the house. Ick. It would stink to high heaven. I already have to deal with dead frogs in the pool and hot tub. NASTY!!!
    My kitten kills them on a daily basis, eats off their arms and legs and leaves them in my room. Kind of sucks.
    Good luck finding him, they are pretty sneaky, even without their appendages
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefrost View Post
    My kitten kills them on a daily basis, eats off their arms and legs and leaves them in my room. Kind of sucks.
    Good luck finding him, they are pretty sneaky, even without their appendages
    Eww.

    You see, I would like him out of here because once he dies, he'll stink. Horribly. I mean, we just got the flooded basement cleaned up (that stunk for a few good days) and the carpets cleaned.

    And to think, I'm barefoot... That little bastard will be out by nightfall.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    I think you'll be ok. I'm pretty sure most lizards sleep at night. You'll find him in the morning
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    Default Re: There's a lizard in the house...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    Eww.

    You see, I would like him out of here because once he dies, he'll stink. Horribly. I mean, we just got the flooded basement cleaned up (that stunk for a few good days) and the carpets cleaned.

    And to think, I'm barefoot... That little bastard will be out by nightfall.
    Mm, I know what that's like. A rat died in one of the air vents at work and because we had no way of opening the vents to get inside, our office stank of dead rat for ages and ages. Good luck getting rid of the lizard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    that has been evading me for about a week now.

    I thought for sure he found a hole to get out of because I hadn't seen him in a while, and sure enough, I'm sitting here on the couch and look over on the floor and there's my little (err, actually he's kind of long) slimy lizard-y friend.

    Got boyfriend to lift up the couch and I got the broom, and now can't find the damn thing!

    I'm seriously creeped out by any reptile and spider.

    Come out little pesky critter....I got the broom ready.
    my killer bee is afraid of a lizard.. shall i come to tn and blast it with my cannon
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    Default Re: There's a lizard in the house...

    we get those all the time out here.




    this one hides in our mailbox.
    I think it might be pregnant or something.
    (disregard the unintentional advertising in those pics.) :lol
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    Default Re: There's a lizard in the house...

    One time my uncle had a wasp nest in his mailbox.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trailbreaker View Post
    One time my uncle had a wasp nest in his mailbox.
    well, shit...

    time for the p.o. box operation!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xana View Post
    well, shit...

    time for the p.o. box operation!
    He's rich, he wouldn't go for that.
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    Default Re: There's a lizard in the house...

    Quote Originally Posted by xana View Post
    we get those all the time out here.




    this one hides in our mailbox.
    I think it might be pregnant or something.
    (disregard the unintentional advertising in those pics.) :lol
    UGH! That reminds me, I did have a lizard in the mailbox and scared the beejeepers out of me.

    I slid the mail out of the box and something slimy jumped back in the box. I screamed bloody murder and had to get that thing out of there. I didn't want it in my car when I put the mail in my car!!

    Hancock, eh? Where'd you get that shirt? You work at a theater?
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    UGH! That reminds me, I did have a lizard in the mailbox and scared the beejeepers out of me.

    I slid the mail out of the box and something slimy jumped back in the box. I screamed bloody murder and had to get that thing out of there. I didn't want it in my car when I put the mail in my car!!
    You're such a girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefrost View Post
    You're such a girl
    Is it that obvious?

    Damn.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    Hancock, eh? Where'd you get that shirt? You work at a theater?
    Haha yeah. I work at one of the Imax Theaters in Las Vegas. *shrugs* better than having to wear a uniform. Next week we get to wear Dark Knight shirts. They're awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xana View Post
    Haha yeah. I work at one of the Imax Theaters in Las Vegas. *shrugs* better than having to wear a uniform. Next week we get to wear Dark Knight shirts. They're awesome.
    Entirely too cool.

    I just bought my IMAX tickets to the July 20 showing of the Dark Knight.

    But not in Vegas...in Nashville.

    I cannot freakin' wait.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    Quote Originally Posted by megatron42 View Post
    my killer bee is afraid of a lizard.. shall i come to tn and blast it with my cannon
    "No! No! It's just a small lizard. Put your guns away! Put them away!"

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    Default Re: There's a lizard in the house...

    Quote Originally Posted by sora View Post
    "No! No! It's just a small lizard. Put your guns away! Put them away!"
    yea your right to small of a target
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