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    I'm just glad Bay got turned down.

    I mean how else would he be able to direct Nightmare on Elm Street.



    This is just as funny/sad as the gross misuse of welders in Iron Man.

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    these idiots should be shot in the head
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    This is one hundred percent made up - screw the haters on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelbay View Post
    This is one hundred percent made up - screw the haters on the internet.

    Bay
    And there would be a LOT of those!!! :lol

    Thanks for the laugh there Nelson. I'm not laughing at Bay or any of his works, but damn, this takes stupidity to a whole new level.

    Oh, and believe it. There's worse out there. It's the internet for God's sake!
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    If anyone doesn't get that was a joke that's their problem. Heh, some people even thought that Onion fake interview with Michael about how people chose "The fuckin' Penguin-movie" over The Island was real

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadiesMan217 View Post
    If anyone doesn't get that was a joke that's their problem. Heh, some people even thought that Onion fake interview with Michael about how people chose "The fuckin' Penguin-movie" over The Island was real
    I love the Onion! Hysterical stuff on there. And my dream job!

    I love their story about the Death Star Daycare. I have a copy of that somewhere.

    Oh, and there's a movie in the works about the Onion. Don't remember where I heard that, but there is.
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    " This happens seventeen times" ... "with tanks flying out of it."

    lol. That made laugh some fierce.

    Aw come on, who wouldn't greenlight a script like that?

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    Uhh....one question: was Gotham City replaced by Washington, D.C. in this so-called rejected script?

    :wtf

    Okay, I have a lot of :wtf questions, but they needn't be asked, because obviously it's a joke.

    Still made me laugh. Bruce Wayne is acting more like Patrick Bateman when he admires himself in the mirror constantly. :lol And when he admires Rachel who's now a blonde...

    God I could go on and on and on about how funny this "script" is...but I'll stop here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    And there would be a LOT of those!!! :lol

    Thanks for the laugh there Nelson. I'm not laughing at Bay or any of his works, but damn, this takes stupidity to a whole new level.

    Oh, and believe it. There's worse out there. It's the internet for God's sake!
    I actually posted it because there were a lot of emails--some from credible sites--asking if this was real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nelson View Post
    I actually posted it because there were a lot of emails--some from credible sites--asking if this was real.
    Oh. Wow.

    Yeah. I'm speechless now. Bay himself said he wouldn't take on any comic book movies. Don't people read? :deadhorse1:
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    Glad my script made it for Batman..:deadhorse1:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z28 Autobot View Post
    Glad my script made it for Batman..:deadhorse1:
    You're one of three people then:

    1) Christopher Nolan
    2) Tim Burton
    orrr
    3) Joel Schumacker :deadhorse1::deadhorse1:

    *shakes hands*

    Nice to meet you, whoever you may be. :lol
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    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

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    I agree that this has to be one of the dumbest things I have seen in a while. I've seen better written fake scripts in my college classes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beej View Post
    It's not just the Internet. The world is full of nasty people, as well as gullible ones. At least people are asking you if it's true instead of just saying that while it looks fake they're posting it anyway on the off chance that it isn't.

    Lots of negative energy expended and boredom cured and usually at someone else's expense. If you were to turn the spotlight on them you'd find sad pathetic humans wasting time doing nothing of value and contributing nothing to the world, except venom of course. (Much like I am doing right at this moment, sans the venom, but it's Sunday -- my favorite day, and I'm going to be doing nothing elsewhere for the rest of the night.)

    I just look at it as if MBB wasn't a source for these folks er "haters" to make themselves feel better, then perhaps they'd be doing far worse ills upon others who perhaps could not stand up to such bulling. Shame on them.

    Okay, off to go be trouble elsewhere.
    So an angel gets its wings everytime someone hates on Bay? The internet to these special people is just like a car, just because they physically reach a certain age doesn't mean they're mentally capable of handling it. So when they wreck like this, it's hard not to slow down and look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by r-type View Post
    So an angel gets its wings everytime someone hates on Bay? The internet to these special people is just like a car, just because they physically reach a certain age doesn't mean they're mentally capable of handling it. So when they wreck like this, it's hard not to slow down and look.

    HERE HERE! Maybe people need a license to use the internet. Ha ha ha! Wait, then I probably still wouldn't have one. :wtf
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    Quote Originally Posted by taybrian1 View Post
    HERE HERE! Maybe people need a license to use the internet. Ha ha ha! Wait, then I probably still wouldn't have one. :wtf
    Ooh, regulating teh interwebz. *snort*

    China does that, right?
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    See what I mean?



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    Uhh...what does that have to do with technology and games and such?

    :wtf
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nelson View Post
    I actually posted it because there were a lot of emails--some from credible sites--asking if this was real.
    All I could think when I read that was a) lamest! prank! ever! and b) who the hell has TIME to compose this? I want the extra hours of their life they CLEARLY don't need!
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    Quote Originally Posted by redqueenar View Post
    All I could think when I read that was a) lamest! prank! ever! and b) who the hell has TIME to compose this? I want the extra hours of their life they CLEARLY don't need!
    As Bay said, they are haters. *shrug*

    No skin off his back or ours. Just some bored people looking for five seconds of fame. :deadhorse1:
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelbay View Post
    This is one hundred percent made up - screw the haters on the internet.

    Bay
    have to agree with ya there michael.. their pissed cause your the man
    after reading that i was like :wtf i got a good laugh from it
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    China does that, right?
    i'm sorry, how does China regulate the internet? If that's a joke it went RIGHT over my head........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chemical Superfreak View Post
    i'm sorry, how does China regulate the internet? If that's a joke it went RIGHT over my head........
    With the help of American companies like Microsoft, Yahoo, and Google.

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    :wtf This is laughable! It's amazing how one tiny little prank on the internets can cause such a big clusterf**k.

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