Worst movies you've ever seen?

[LadiesMan217]

Some that comes to mind...

Alone in the Dark (Uwe Boll)
The Avengers (The 98' version - probably the most flat, lifeless, dullest action adventure film in history)
Batman & Robin
Flight 93 (Not the Greengrass-film, but the TV-movie that was released around the same time)
Ghosts of Mars
Halloween (Rob Zombie)
Jason X
Ken Park
Out for a Kill (Direct-to-video with Steven Seagal )
Spice World
Van Helsing

and a lot of Swedish movies you guys have never heard of

[Michael Do]

Meet the Spartans - i wasted <insert correct screen time> of my life. Thought it was funny, but its not. Very lame.

[redqueenar]

Some that comes to mind...

Alone in the Dark (Uwe Boll)
The Avengers (The 98' version - probably the most flat, lifeless, dullest action adventure film in history)
Batman & Robin
Flight 93 (Not the Greengrass-film, but the TV-movie that was released around the same time)
Ghosts of Mars
Halloween (Rob Zombie)
Jason X
Ken Park
Out for a Kill (Direct-to-video with Steven Seagal )
Spice World
Van Helsing

and a lot of Swedish movies you guys have never heard of

Jurassic Park II. I walked out and I never walk out.

[Chemical Superfreak]

Jurassic Park II. I walked out and I never walk out.

THANK YOU, QUEEN. THANK YOU. Lost World was TRAAAASSSSSSHHHH

my list is....

Jackson's King Kong
Emmerich's Godzilla
Episode 1
Matrix Reloaded <thou i didn't hate Revolutions as much as everyone else did>

the only film i've walked out of was Bandits, not ENTIRELY because i hated the film, it was VERRRYYYYY late and my friend i was with wanted to leave, he had a long drive back to his campus, though the film did bore me to absolute tears

[hollowed]

Meet The Spartans (up until the last fight it was moderatly funny but then it just went beyond stupid)
Jason X
Dark Waters
Lord Of The rings (bored me to death and thought it was just stupid---fans of it don't hit me!)
Open Waters- I'd rather be trapped at sea than ever see that again thankfully it was just a rental

[hautbasclair]

MEET THE SPARTANS????? What did you guys expected?


Some serious waste of my time:

The One.
Windtalkers.
Mr Nice Guy.

[hollowed]

MEET THE SPARTANS????? What did you guys expected?


Some serious waste of my time:

The One.
Windtalkers.
Mr Nice Guy.

I expected a dumb movie but the ending just went beyond being a little dumb

[CJP]

Anything by Rolland Emmerich.
Red Line
The Fast and The Furious movies.
Stealth
xXx and xXx: State of The Union
Lord of The Rings movies.
Anything by that Michael Bay guy... Just Kidding.

Most modern horror flicks.
Home of The Brave
The Usual Suspects - C'mon, the set-up gave everything away.
Bryan Singer movies have the some of the worst effects too.

End of Days
Time Cop
Most new John Woo movies.
Face/Off was his last great film.

[Devastator]

Meet the Spartans is the worst movie ever made, even for a spoof.

[Michael Do]

MEET THE SPARTANS????? What did you guys expected?

I expect to see some funny shit from the 300 and TF. But at the TF part, it just dumb!

[Trailbreaker]

Pendragon Picture's War of the Worlds. Shittiest. Movie. Ever.

[r-type]

Sometimes, one man's shitty movie = another's guilty pleasure. There is hardly a movie that gets me mad that I saw it. But, there are a select few that have made the effort.


Off the top of my head, movies that have made me wanna burn this muthaf**a down though, are:

AvP:R
Heartbreak Kid
Driven
Flightplan
Torque

[Michael Do]

Also all Asylum's movie.

[Beej]

For me it was "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and "Hurlyburly"... I'm sure there are others. Now if you start talking television, then I got a list of makemebarfus or at least pissmeoffthatpieceofshitgotmade.

[Chemical Superfreak]

LOL @ AvP, you couldn't be more CORRECT! a pg-13 ALIENS VS PREDATOR?! ummm.......wrong from the get go Paul WS Anderson, wrong from the get go, reminds me of Hicks from Aliens when he's talkin about using SHARP STICKS and HARSH LANGUAGE BABY. That's about the level of violence AvP <or it's sequel, though i never saw it> reached.

Most new John Woo movies.
Face/Off was his last great film.

OH MAN, can i tell you about the absolute HEARTBREAK i felt when i left the theatre from M-i : 2. OMGGGGGG the trailer for that movie gave me a hard-on for a week.....and...then i saw........THAT movie. OMG I HATE YOU JOHN WOO! Bigger let down for me than Episode 1. I refuse to see any American Woo movie after that, though i was tempted to see Windtalkers. His new one, Red Cliff, DOES look great thou, but again, way to scared to get my hopes up.

Sometimes, one man's shitty movie = another's guilty pleasure. There is hardly a movie that gets me mad that I saw it. But, there are a select few that have made the effort.


Off the top of my head, movies that have made me wanna burn this muthaf**a down though, are:

AvP:R
Heartbreak Kid
Driven
Flightplan
Torque

gotta say it man.......that's your bad for getting your hopes up over.....those....movies.

[r-type]

gotta say it man.......that's your bad for getting your hopes up over.....those....movies.

Who said my hopes were ever up for them? I was either dragged to them by others or just happened to catch them on TV. Just movies that for some reason or another struck a chord, and by chord I mean were the equivalent of a root canal without novocaine.

[Trailbreaker]

Also all Asylum's movie.

Agreed. They're all rip-offs. Seriously, Pirates of Treasure Island? Alien vs. Hunter? Transmorphers? Who do these guys think they are?

For me it was "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Finally, somebody else thinks this movie is crap. All of my friends are raving about how awesome it is, when I saw it my reaction was :wtf

[Bumblebee1983]

Oh God, where do I begin?

*Superman III-Richard Pryor sooo does not belong in anything Superman related
*Superman IV-I've blocked this from my mind. I seriously do not remember what it's about.
*Supergirl
*Conan the Barbarian
*Conan the Destroyer
*Rocky III-the droid? Mr. T? puhlease...

I have more...but I can't think of them at this very moment. But this is a start.

[Chemical Superfreak]

Oh God, where do I begin?

*Superman III-Richard Pryor sooo does not belong in anything Superman related
*Superman IV-I've blocked this from my mind. I seriously do not remember what it's about.
*Supergirl
*Conan the Barbarian
*Conan the Destroyer
*Rocky III-the droid? Mr. T? puhlease...

I have more...but I can't think of them at this very moment. But this is a start.

SWEET! You listed 3 movies i've always refused to see, Supes 3 & 4, Supergirl. Thank you for validating my fear of horribleness, Bee! And i do thank you for not RAVING over the Rocky sequels, everyone i know swears Rocky 4 is the greatest Rocky. Wrong. To be honest, none of the sequels were worth a repeat viewing. I do wanna check out Rocky Balboa, since i saw Rambo 4 day of release, i should check out the film the fans and critics loved.


Another to add to my personal list

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. Bogus indeed, bro.

[Devastator]

Oh God, where do I begin?

*Superman III-Richard Pryor sooo does not belong in anything Superman related
*Superman IV-I've blocked this from my mind. I seriously do not remember what it's about.
*Supergirl
*Conan the Barbarian
*Conan the Destroyer
*Rocky III-the droid? Mr. T? puhlease...

I have more...but I can't think of them at this very moment. But this is a start.

I can see why you don't like Conan. I think they were written for men only to enjoy. Most women hate them. Did you know he says 5 words to his woman friend? "You're not a guard." and "No.":wtf

[r-type]

I can see why you don't like Conan. I think they were written for men only to enjoy. Most women hate them. Did you know he says 5 words to his woman friend? "You're not a guard." and "No.":wtf

LMAO. Bombaata!! And I just bought the double pack for a free ticket to the Hulk. Like I said, one man's (or lady's) shitty film...

[redqueenar]

I love Conan...

[devonnewberry]

I walked out of Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

[kevski]

Alien fucking Resurrection

[Bumblebee1983]

SWEET! You listed 3 movies i've always refused to see, Supes 3 & 4, Supergirl. Thank you for validating my fear of horribleness, Bee! And i do thank you for not RAVING over the Rocky sequels, everyone i know swears Rocky 4 is the greatest Rocky. Wrong. To be honest, none of the sequels were worth a repeat viewing. I do wanna check out Rocky Balboa, since i saw Rambo 4 day of release, i should check out the film the fans and critics loved.


Another to add to my personal list

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. Bogus indeed, bro.

Yes, you did not miss anything important with supes 3 and 4, and supergirl...ugh....don't EVEN get me started on that piece of trash.

Rocky Balboa (the latest one) is pretty good. John Rambo, another one for men obviously, as the bloodiness and storyline really got to my mental state.

And B&TBJ--*barf*

I can see why you don't like Conan. I think they were written for men only to enjoy. Most women hate them. Did you know he says 5 words to his woman friend? "You're not a guard." and "No.":wtf

Ahh....okay, now that explains a lot. :lol

I walked out of Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

I happened to think that was pretty funny. But to each his own!

Alien fucking Resurrection

AMEN!!!!