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    Default Worst movies you've ever seen?

    Some that comes to mind...

    Alone in the Dark (Uwe Boll)
    The Avengers (The 98' version - probably the most flat, lifeless, dullest action adventure film in history)
    Batman & Robin
    Flight 93 (Not the Greengrass-film, but the TV-movie that was released around the same time)
    Ghosts of Mars
    Halloween (Rob Zombie)
    Jason X
    Ken Park
    Out for a Kill (Direct-to-video with Steven Seagal )
    Spice World
    Van Helsing

    and a lot of Swedish movies you guys have never heard of

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    Meet the Spartans - i wasted <insert correct screen time> of my life. Thought it was funny, but its not. Very lame.
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    Why does Will Smith always play a black man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadiesMan217 View Post
    Some that comes to mind...

    Alone in the Dark (Uwe Boll)
    The Avengers (The 98' version - probably the most flat, lifeless, dullest action adventure film in history)
    Batman & Robin
    Flight 93 (Not the Greengrass-film, but the TV-movie that was released around the same time)
    Ghosts of Mars
    Halloween (Rob Zombie)
    Jason X
    Ken Park
    Out for a Kill (Direct-to-video with Steven Seagal )
    Spice World
    Van Helsing

    and a lot of Swedish movies you guys have never heard of
    Jurassic Park II. I walked out and I never walk out.
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    Jurassic Park II. I walked out and I never walk out.
    THANK YOU, QUEEN. THANK YOU. Lost World was TRAAAASSSSSSHHHH

    my list is....

    Jackson's King Kong
    Emmerich's Godzilla
    Episode 1
    Matrix Reloaded <thou i didn't hate Revolutions as much as everyone else did>

    the only film i've walked out of was Bandits, not ENTIRELY because i hated the film, it was VERRRYYYYY late and my friend i was with wanted to leave, he had a long drive back to his campus, though the film did bore me to absolute tears
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    1. The Rock
    2. Bad Boys 2
    3. Transformers
    4. Bad Boys
    5. The Island
    6. Armageddon
    7. Pearl Harbor

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    Meet The Spartans (up until the last fight it was moderatly funny but then it just went beyond stupid)
    Jason X
    Dark Waters
    Lord Of The rings
    (bored me to death and thought it was just stupid---fans of it don't hit me!)
    Open Waters- I'd rather be trapped at sea than ever see that again thankfully it was just a rental
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    MEET THE SPARTANS????? What did you guys expected?


    Some serious waste of my time:

    The One.
    Windtalkers.
    Mr Nice Guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by haut_bas_clair View Post
    MEET THE SPARTANS????? What did you guys expected?


    Some serious waste of my time:

    The One.
    Windtalkers.
    Mr Nice Guy.
    I expected a dumb movie but the ending just went beyond being a little dumb
    Everywhere I look you're all I see. Just a fading f@cking reminder of who I used to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by haut_bas_clair View Post
    MEET THE SPARTANS????? What did you guys expected?
    I expect to see some funny shit from the 300 and TF. But at the TF part, it just dumb!
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    Why does Will Smith always play a black man?

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    THE HAPPENING OMG THAT SHIT SUCKED............DID ANYONE SEE THE MICROPHONE CAMEO THROUGHOUT THE FILM I COULDN'T EVEN FOCUS ON THE SUKE ASS MOVIE.....:wtf DON'T GO SEE IT......WASTE OF YOUR LIFE

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    Quote Originally Posted by PRIMERIB View Post
    THE HAPPENING OMG THAT SHIT SUCKED............DID ANYONE SEE THE MICROPHONE CAMEO THROUGHOUT THE FILM I COULDN'T EVEN FOCUS ON THE SUKE ASS MOVIE.....:wtf DON'T GO SEE IT......WASTE OF YOUR LIFE
    Okay dude....we get it. You don't have to
    a) yell it
    b) put it in such big letters and color

    But to each his own. I, for one, am sort of looking forward in seeing it.
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    I hated Naked Lunch. I just didn't get it. Not a fan of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas either.

    Not a fan of Clockwork Orange. Maybe because I've never done drugs. Seems to be the common factor...

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    The Pirates films
    Anything directed by Paul W.S. Anderscum

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    Quote Originally Posted by PRIMERIB View Post
    THE HAPPENING OMG THAT SHIT SUCKED............DID ANYONE SEE THE MICROPHONE CAMEO THROUGHOUT THE FILM I COULDN'T EVEN FOCUS ON THE SUKE ASS MOVIE.....:wtf DON'T GO SEE IT......WASTE OF YOUR LIFE
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    -anything made by Uwe Boll :deadhorse1:
    -Schumacher's Batman and Robin, it ruined the franchise.

    that's why when ever someone screws up a good movie franchise, i say they schumachered it lol:lol

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    the worst movie i have ever seen is definetly jaws 3. *pukes at the thought of it*

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetfirerules View Post
    the worst movie i have ever seen is definetly jaws 3. *pukes at the thought of it*
    You didn't saw jaws 4...

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexsm View Post
    You didn't saw jaws 4...
    jaws 4 was not bad

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    The worst movie I have ever seen? It has to be Transformers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moron2themax View Post
    -anything Made By Uwe Boll :deadhorse1:
    -schumacher's Batman And Robin, It Ruined The Franchise.

    That's Why When Ever Someone Screws Up A Good Movie Franchise, I Say They Schumachered It Lol
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    amen!!!
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    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowcon View Post
    The worst movie I have ever seen? It has to be Transformers.
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    Troll in the dungeon? :wtf

    I sincerely hope you're kidding. Or you're going to have a hard time being 'welcomed' here.
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    what Are You Talking About?!?!
    Shadowcon,
    you know you're bullshitting! :lol
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    Eastern Promises............ughhh ....huge waste of time.....never kept their "promise" to deliver a good movie

    Also........just about 90 percent of movies that go straight to DVD

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    a history of Violence
    AVP:R
    The Guyver season 2(animated series)
    ninja scroll 2
    Village of the Damned
    Waterworld
    10,000 B.C.

    Wanted.........I hated it, superhuman assassins who can jump 100 ft becasue they can slow time down?Shooting the wings off of flies?Bending bullets?Are you $hitting me!!??

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