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  1. 05-13-2008, 01:15 PM #1
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    Default Conspiracy theories!!!

    I just heard the BEST ONE EVER!!!!

    Soooo this guy calls in to Rush Limbaugh's show (no, I don't listen, cuz I'm at work duh, my boyfriend happened to hear it and called me to tell me.) So, this guy tells Rush that Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan met with Stephen King to discuss the conspiracy to kill John Lennon because he was the only one who could have stopped the war in the middle east...TODAY. He saw it back then.

    I initially thought he was talking about Vietnam War, but then I got a clarification and was like...WHHHHHAAAAATTTTT?????

    Then I burst out laughing and really hasn't stopped yet.

    anyone heard anything that outlandish? Care to share? I get a good giggle out of these sorts of things.
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  2. 05-13-2008, 01:21 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    I just heard the BEST ONE EVER!!!!

    Soooo this guy calls in to Rush Limbaugh's show (no, I don't listen, cuz I'm at work duh, my boyfriend happened to hear it and called me to tell me.) So, this guy tells Rush that Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan met with Stephen King to discuss the conspiracy to kill John Lennon because he was the only one who could have stopped the war in the middle east...TODAY. He saw it back then.

    I initially thought he was talking about Vietnam War, but then I got a clarification and was like...WHHHHHAAAAATTTTT?????

    Then I burst out laughing and really hasn't stopped yet.

    anyone heard anything that outlandish? Care to share? I get a good giggle out of these sorts of things.
    I'm confused.. do you mean today as in that time period.. as if it was a discussion that occured back in the 80's? Or are you referring to as in like.. today's date and time? Cuz i thought Nixon was dead..
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  3. 05-13-2008, 01:22 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokescreen_5 View Post
    I'm confused.. do you mean today as in that time period.. as if it was a discussion that occured back in the 80's? Or are you referring to as in like.. today's date and time? Cuz i thought Nixon was dead..
    The war that is currently going on today.

    Apparently, Nixon (yes, he's dead) and Reagan (who is also dead) knew about it back then, and John Lennon did too, so they got together to discuss killing Lennon because he could prevent the current war.

    Yes, confusing.
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  4. 05-13-2008, 01:25 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    The war that is currently going on today.

    Apparently, Nixon (yes, he's dead) and Reagan (who is also dead) knew about it back then, and John Lennon did too, so they got together to discuss killing Lennon because he could prevent the current war.

    Yes, confusing.
    Hmm.... wasn't there a war back then in the Middle East as well. but more or less with Egypt... or Iran or something? I'm not too good on my history, but I could have sworn there was some OTHER type of middle Eastern war going on besides the war in Iraq. If the caller WAS talking about the US vs IRaq war going on today.. then yeah.. thats a bit insane.
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  5. 05-13-2008, 01:35 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokescreen_5 View Post
    Hmm.... wasn't there a war back then in the Middle East as well. but more or less with Egypt... or Iran or something? I'm not too good on my history, but I could have sworn there was some OTHER type of middle Eastern war going on besides the war in Iraq. If the caller WAS talking about the US vs IRaq war going on today.. then yeah.. thats a bit insane.
    The guy said TODAY'S war in the middle east.

    It is insane. Absolutely. But hysterically funny at the same time.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

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    Default Re: Conspiracy theories!!!

    What about the theory about the theory of JFK, or that the Government tried to slip Castro LSD, and one of my personal favorites:

    We started a war in the Middle East so that oil companies who backed certain office holders could get richer... Oh, shit, that actually did happen...

    The UFO theories, and who can forget Marilyn Monroe and all of her glory!
    The only thing worse than stupid people are stupid people who bother me...
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  7. 05-13-2008, 01:46 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by xXRavenXx View Post
    What about the theory about the theory of JFK, or that the Government tried to slip Castro LSD, and one of my personal favorites:

    We started a war in the Middle East so that oil companies who backed certain office holders could get richer... Oh, shit, that actually did happen...

    The UFO theories, and who can forget Marilyn Monroe and all of her glory!
    HA!

    Wow. Umm...yeah, we got some at work, but I can't think of any of them at this very moment because I'm beyond IRRITATED!!!
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    HA!

    Wow. Umm...yeah, we got some at work, but I can't think of any of them at this very moment because I'm beyond IRRITATED!!!
    Think of your happy thoughts! Count to 10. think about soft fuzzy teddy bears.. and friends.. lots of friends.. and .. think about hugs.. yeah.. hugs are always good... wink wink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokescreen_5 View Post
    Think of your happy thoughts! Count to 10. think about soft fuzzy teddy bears.. and friends.. lots of friends.. and .. think about hugs.. yeah.. hugs are always good... wink wink.
    Uhh....your 'wink wink' happiness is making me a little...dizzy.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    Uhh....your 'wink wink' happiness is making me a little...dizzy.

    WOOOO SHAAAAAAAAAA
    The only thing worse than stupid people are stupid people who bother me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by xXRavenXx View Post
    WOOOO SHAAAAAAAAAA
    Stop it. My head hurts from all the stupidity I'm surrounded by.

    Totally not intended to go toward anyone here. I luvs you guys.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    Uhh....your 'wink wink' happiness is making me a little...dizzy.
    LOL.. I thought that had something to do with being a blonde.. wait.. are you a blonde? I don't remember..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokescreen_5 View Post
    LOL.. I thought that had something to do with being a blonde.. wait.. are you a blonde? I don't remember..
    It depends on the mood I'm in.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee1983 View Post
    It depends on the mood I'm in.
    Well least your showing a bit of your smiles now!!!! LOLZ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokescreen_5 View Post
    Well least your showing a bit of your smiles now!!!! LOLZ
    Yeah, it's about going home time. Yaay. Time to get away from these crazies that bother me throughout the day.
    I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I caught one. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

    I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.


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