So there I was...

[Smokescreen_5]

Sitting here replying to different threads about this and that when I heard a hissing sound... I knew it had been storming outside so I had thought that it was the storm.. I listened closer and thought maybe it was my dogs on my enclosed porch scratching at something.. so I got up.. and walked closer.. but it wasn't my dogs.. and it wasn't from my front porch.. I wondered.. where is it coming from... is it the roof? what is it? where is it? I kept walking down the hallway.. towards the bathroom.. and thought.. oh no.. my toilet is leaking.. this can't be good.. water is gonna be everywhere.. but.. I get to my bathroom.. and look at the toilet.. its not coming from the toilet.. whew.. good.. thats a sigh of relief.. but I still hear the noise.. and its getting louder.. its in the shower somewhere.. so I pull back the curtain.. the water is off.. nothing is leaking.. what could it be??? it sounded like it was coming from behind the shower wall.. I press on the wall.. try to see if i can figure out what it is... . is it behind the wall? I don't know.. it sound eerie.. Like a bunch of bugs making noises.... this can't be good.. I'm going to be invaded by bugs! Grr.. No.. This can't be so... then I look on the shower ledge... and theres foam all over the place.. next to my shaving cream... I'm thinking what the heck? where'd that come from? And I pick up the shaving cream can... and foam is HISSING out of the side of the can... lol.. wow.. anyways.. that was weird....

Anybody else have any other weird stories?

[Bumblebee1983]

Sitting here replying to different threads about this and that when I heard a hissing sound... I knew it had been storming outside so I had thought that it was the storm.. I listened closer and thought maybe it was my dogs on my enclosed porch scratching at something.. so I got up.. and walked closer.. but it wasn't my dogs.. and it wasn't from my front porch.. I wondered.. where is it coming from... is it the roof? what is it? where is it? I kept walking down the hallway.. towards the bathroom.. and thought.. oh no.. my toilet is leaking.. this can't be good.. water is gonna be everywhere.. but.. I get to my bathroom.. and look at the toilet.. its not coming from the toilet.. whew.. good.. thats a sigh of relief.. but I still hear the noise.. and its getting louder.. its in the shower somewhere.. so I pull back the curtain.. the water is off.. nothing is leaking.. what could it be??? it sounded like it was coming from behind the shower wall.. I press on the wall.. try to see if i can figure out what it is... . is it behind the wall? I don't know.. it sound eerie.. Like a bunch of bugs making noises.... this can't be good.. I'm going to be invaded by bugs! Grr.. No.. This can't be so... then I look on the shower ledge... and theres foam all over the place.. next to my shaving cream... I'm thinking what the heck? where'd that come from? And I pick up the shaving cream can... and foam is HISSING out of the side of the can... lol.. wow.. anyways.. that was weird....

Anybody else have any other weird stories?

Well, foam isn't as bad as bugs.

As for weird stories...I have some, but can't think of them at the moment. LOL

[xXRavenXx]

Dudes I have a SHIT load of weird stories. 1/2 of the stories and what happens in them you wouldn't believe. Lets just say I always get to meet the "coolest" people and have some "fun" experiences at the ost odd settings and times. B knows a few of em.

Between Friday the 13th and Valentines day within the past 6 months I have collected enough stuff to fill two hilarious stoner movies.

[Bumblebee1983]

I remember one now! (Thanks Raven, you jogged my memory )

Some crazy guy came into the office and started telling us about giants in an area and how they may have been aliens and some weird shit like that.

He hasn't been back, but he says he will be. He even had pictures. WTF?!?

[xXRavenXx]

I remember one now! (Thanks Raven, you jogged my memory )

Some crazy guy came into the office and started telling us about giants in an area and how they may have been aliens and some weird shit like that.

He hasn't been back, but he says he will be. He even had pictures. WTF?!?

Gotta admit though... mine are ape shit* nuts! I am going to bust out the handy dandy notebook and write down some of the stuff that I wont use in a screen play or something one day.

*Ape Shit: adj.
1. Used to describle something that is unbelieveable.
(see out of control)
Yoda went ape shit on Count Douku!
n.
2. Primate feces
Ha Ha, that monkey at the Zoo threw ape shit at that little boy!

[Bumblebee1983]

Gotta admit though... mine are ape shit* nuts! I am going to bust out the handy dandy notebook and write down some of the stuff that I wont use in a screen play or something one day.

*Ape Shit: adj.
1. Used to describle something that is unbelieveable.
(see out of control)
Yoda went ape shit on Count Douku!
n.
2. Primate feces
Ha Ha, that monkey at the Zoo threw ape shit at that little boy!

So I hear.

and nice choice of words. I now have a picture of a monkey throwing ape shit on a little boy.

Damn.

[Starscreamisthebest]

One weird story i have happened when i was 8 or 9. Me and Cass (my sister) were exploring the woods around our house (trust me, i live in the middle of nowhere.). We were in a clearing next to a creek, when we suddenly started hearing this beeping noise from IN THE GROUND. We looked all over of what it could be, but there was nothing around. We could tell it was in the ground because we were kind of lying on the leaves at that moment. We never found out what it was.

I think i have another story, but i can't remember it right this second. I'll get back to you.

[Bumblebee1983]

Two of my coworkers think they might have heard a ghost on the police scanner.

In a very very very low, creepy voice, the guy said (in between police and EMT transmissions) "Leave me alone. Stop it. Go away. You're scaring me."

It was like timed to a tee. VERY WEIRD.

[Starscreamisthebest]

I swear, my gym teacher can read minds. One day my class was playing a really boring game of capture the flag. I was thinking of a way my team could make it more interesting. I randomly thought of us yelling SPARRRTTTAAAA! while sprinting across the field. Just as i thought of that, my gym teacher randomly started running and yelling a line from that EXACT SAME MOVIE.

Awkward....

[xAgonyxScenex]

dude the build up was great....but that story was such a cock tease lol i thought it was gonna be something awesome haha

[Bumblebee1983]

dude the build up was great....but that story was such a cock tease lol i thought it was gonna be something awesome haha

Like....

Snakes in the Shower?

Oh God...the imagery...make it stop....

[xAgonyxScenex]

Like....

Snakes in the Shower?

Oh God...the imagery...make it stop....

wow...you really went there lol

[Smokescreen_5]

Back when I was in the Air force.. I had a strange dream.. I was running thru a forest being chased by hunters. I turned around and looked right in the eyes of one of the hunters with some sort of long barreled shot gun, who then shot me right in the chest.. I felt nothing afterwards. About 5 seconds later I swear to God that I was floating above my still body in my actual bedroom.. not the forest mind you where my dream took place.. but in my actual bedroom, and I could see exactly what I was wearing.. everything. but then after about a minute, it was as if my body floated back into my body... I couldn't move, couldn't breathe, nothing. My body was so cold I thought I was dead. Finally I opened my eyes, and I couldn't move.. but slowly tried to breathe.. and it felt real awkward. Slowly I started to regain consiousness of my muscles in my body and was able to move again. Ever since, I haven't been able to remember a single dream... if I even have them anymore. I know people say you have dreams whenever you sleep.. but I swear that I don't have them anymore.

[Bumblebee1983]

wow...you really went there lol

Yes, yes I did. Ashamedly.

Snakes on a Plane was on yesterday morning though. It was on my brain! I can't help it.

[xXRavenXx]

Back when I was in the Air force.. I had a strange dream.. I was running thru a forest being chased by hunters. I turned around and looked right in the eyes of one of the hunters with some sort of long barreled shot gun, who then shot me right in the chest.. I felt nothing afterwards. About 5 seconds later I swear to God that I was floating above my still body in my actual bedroom.. not the forest mind you where my dream took place.. but in my actual bedroom, and I could see exactly what I was wearing.. everything. but then after about a minute, it was as if my body floated back into my body... I couldn't move, couldn't breathe, nothing. My body was so cold I thought I was dead. Finally I opened my eyes, and I couldn't move.. but slowly tried to breathe.. and it felt real awkward. Slowly I started to regain consiousness of my muscles in my body and was able to move again. Ever since, I haven't been able to remember a single dream... if I even have them anymore. I know people say you have dreams whenever you sleep.. but I swear that I don't have them anymore.

It's called Astral Projection or Kenishibari (sp check) in Japan. It happens. Thats where people explain the truth behind "alien abduction". I have had it happen several times. It's kinda freaky when you cannot move yours arms or legs, and you are basically looking in a certain fixed position. Like as you cannot move yourself or even blink or breathe. It's because you aren't awake yet. You are still asleep, but there is a part of you that exists separate from the body. Weird eh?




Also separate subject: Who the hell just tried to back door my PC? I just logged your ip so F%#$ off!

[Bumblebee1983]

It's called Astral Projection or Kenishibari (sp check) in Japan. It happens. Thats where people explain the truth behind "alien abduction". I have had it happen several times. It's kinda freaky when you cannot move yours arms or legs, and you are basically looking in a certain fixed position. Like as you cannot move yourself or even blink or breathe. It's because you aren't awake yet. You are still asleep, but there is a part of you that exists separate from the body. Weird eh?




Also separate subject: Who the hell just tried to back door my PC? I just logged your ip so F%#$ off!

Wasn't me! Honest. I don't even know how to do that. I do see people doing that while on my PC at home. Thank God for windows firewall and whatever the hell that other program is.

Note to self: never try to hack raven's PC....

[xXRavenXx]

Wasn't me! Honest. I don't even know how to do that. I do see people doing that while on my PC at home. Thank God for windows firewall and whatever the hell that other program is.

Note to self: never try to hack raven's PC....

As for the PC it looks like it was someone from MICROSOFT?! WTF... Either they are disguising themselves or I'm wrong, but it literally looks like some techy or something was checking up. Weird eh?
Seriously though:

That kinda dream things happens a lot. I wonder why you dun dream anymore or remember them...

Sign up for a sleep study, make some spare cash, and see if you can't get an answer.

[r-type]

Also separate subject: Who the hell just tried to back door my PC? I just logged your ip so F%#$ off!

Sounds dirty.

[Smokescreen_5]

It's called Astral Projection or Kenishibari (sp check) in Japan. It happens. Thats where people explain the truth behind "alien abduction". I have had it happen several times. It's kinda freaky when you cannot move yours arms or legs, and you are basically looking in a certain fixed position. Like as you cannot move yourself or even blink or breathe. It's because you aren't awake yet. You are still asleep, but there is a part of you that exists separate from the body. Weird eh?

Really.. theres an actual name for that? I thought it was just one of those out of body experiences I've heard other people say they have had.

Seriously though:

That kinda dream things happens a lot. I wonder why you dun dream anymore or remember them...

Sign up for a sleep study, make some spare cash, and see if you can't get an answer.

I don't know where they do sleep studies. Not sure if the University of Iowa does it or not.. but sure.. I'd do that.. Just never thought about it. I'm actually not too worried about dreaming. I still get sleep.. and I feel refreshed in the morning.. (Unless I've been out drinking and partying and only slept for 3 hours).. Guess it doesn't bother me that much.. I just thought it was weird that I don't dream anymore and kind of wondered if that was a bad thing.. not like it bothers me or anything..

[Trailbreaker]

Back in 2002 I woke up to this loud roaring noise. I thought it was high winds cuz my area gets pretty windy. But it wasn't, it was an EARTHQUAKE!!! So my dad rushes us to the basement to go hide under the stair well and realized "WTF?! WRONG DISASTER! So we run back up the stairs and by the time we get out of the house, the earthquake stops.

[sora]

It's called Astral Projection or Kenishibari (sp check) in Japan.

It's Kanashibari. (Now I might sound like a spelling nazi! )

[nightshade]

It's called Astral Projection or Kenishibari (sp check) in Japan. It happens. Thats where people explain the truth behind "alien abduction". I have had it happen several times. It's kinda freaky when you cannot move yours arms or legs, and you are basically looking in a certain fixed position. Like as you cannot move yourself or even blink or breathe. It's because you aren't awake yet. You are still asleep, but there is a part of you that exists separate from the body. Weird eh?




Also separate subject: Who the hell just tried to back door my PC? I just logged your ip so F%#$ off!

acturally its more like a near death experience brought on by a tramatic in dream experience. Astral projection can be done by meditating, and can be done while awake to.
I had a friend that nearly died of a heart attack after being stabbed in a dream, she woke up gasping for breath.

[sora]

Back when I was in the Air force.. I had a strange dream.. I was running thru a forest being chased by hunters. I turned around and looked right in the eyes of one of the hunters with some sort of long barreled shot gun, who then shot me right in the chest.. I felt nothing afterwards. About 5 seconds later I swear to God that I was floating above my still body in my actual bedroom.. not the forest mind you where my dream took place.. but in my actual bedroom, and I could see exactly what I was wearing.. everything. but then after about a minute, it was as if my body floated back into my body... I couldn't move, couldn't breathe, nothing. My body was so cold I thought I was dead. Finally I opened my eyes, and I couldn't move.. but slowly tried to breathe.. and it felt real awkward. Slowly I started to regain consiousness of my muscles in my body and was able to move again. Ever since, I haven't been able to remember a single dream... if I even have them anymore. I know people say you have dreams whenever you sleep.. but I swear that I don't have them anymore.

As Raven mentioned, it's a very familiar experience in Asian hemisphere. Sometimes it feels like Anesthesia awareness. I have it often with colors, lights, geometric patterns and a feeling of gravity when I slip into sleep. (Because of it, I don't need any of drugs nor drinking to get stoned. )

More Autobotically speaking, it's a condition that your motor system is down, sensors and the memory device are on. (Autobots may say "My spark got out of my body and I saw Primus!" )

Back in 2002 I woke up to this loud roaring noise. I thought it was high winds cuz my area gets pretty windy. But it wasn't, it was an EARTHQUAKE!!! So my dad rushes us to the basement to go hide under the stair well and realized "WTF?! WRONG DISASTER! So we run back up the stairs and by the time we get out of the house, the earthquake stops.

The Primary Waves of earthquake come along with the sound usually few seconds before the arrival of the S-Waves.

[Swift]

Last night, I was on the internet. Then when I went to sleep, I had a f***ed up dream that a ghost was typing on my computer and deleted a paragraph from one of my documents. I managed to pull myself awake and checked my computer and sure enough, someone had deleted a paragraph from the Fan-Fic that me and someone are working on. It wasn't my brother, cuz he was at his friends house. And my mom doesn't know my password or about the Fan-Fic. Plus, someone or something turned on my computer last night and logged on to my account. Creepy...

[xXRavenXx]

As Raven mentioned, it's a very familiar experience in Asian hemisphere. Sometimes it feels like Anesthesia awareness. I have it often with colors, lights, geometric patterns and a feeling of gravity when I slip into sleep. (Because of it, I don't need any of drugs nor drinking to get stoned. )

More Autobotically speaking, it's a condition that your motor system is down, sensors and the memory device are on. (Autobots may say "My spark got out of my body and I saw Primus!" )


The Primary Waves of earthquake come along with the sound usually few seconds before the arrival of the S-Waves.

Thanks for the spelling there, I wasn't sure how it was spelled. The American docs say KEN so I dunno. Good to know.

But, I have this experience alot when I am sleeping, but I also meditate myself to sleep at night. I have Seen friends and interacted with them in sleep. Talked to them the next day, and they had a similar dream... so tel me that isn't true.

As for the Kanashibari I have had that happen at least 10 times in my life within the past 3 years. Most of the time it is expeced that it you because you project during your sleep, and returning into your self is a "rough landing" It is a very very interesting look into the human experience and psyche. I love this kind of thing. I also started meditating back in 2003 because of my theater director who taught e the technique. You start out with it takin hours, and then it gets to taking less and less time.

How do you experience it Sora? PM me and we'll talk about it. I always like hearing this kind of thing, because if if can be done maybe just maybe projecting can be done and I can say hello to you one night


And for those of you who think it's bonkers what we are talking about; if you ever have this happen, or try to clear your mind then you will know that is the greatest experience possible. Especially when the other person remembers it. I have only reebered 3 of my projection"trips" and by trip I ean I was in a totally different place than outside y body I was actually in a friends bedroom that I had never seen. We hadn't seen each other since prom but always cared for each other. I called her the next day, and she knew I was there, and she had the same experience that night.

Trust me, and research it. This is scientifically proven.