Uwe Boll thinks he's better than Bay

[megatron42]

welcome... it would be cool if bay directed halo

[Smokescreen_5]

Anybody hear about this Tekken movie though?

Tekken??? as in ... Nina.. Paul, Heihachi, Jin, Yoshimitsu, and my favorite.. King? umm. nope.. never heard anything about it.. I was gonna get Tekken 5 for PS3, but I think its only available as a download which kind of sucks. ehh.. oh well.. I'm guessing it'd be just another Street Fighter or Double Dragon type movie. So I'm not too excited about a movie coming out.

I never played any of the Hitman video games, but the movie was more of a success than you might think. I thought it was a pretty good movie. Doom on the other hand.. uh.. not so much. I never cared for Doom though. First Doom on PS1 freaked me out with all the satanic symbols.. dead people on poles.. and the sound of either a dying cow.. or a baby crying was just freaky.

[GreysonManzari]

WOW, you guys have NO idea of the Hollywood system at ALL. Halo will not be made for a very long while. Lemme put it this way, you guys will probably be LAID before they get a studio to back it up.


Going back to that Tekken movie, I am very iffy. I don't know whether or not Hitman was a success story, but it was a cool flick. I loved the Doom games, but the movie just SUCKED.

[megatron42]

ok if halo isn't going to be made neither is tekken.. i heard hitman sucked

[Smokescreen_5]

you guys will probably be LAID before they get a studio to back it up.

Uhh.. this is a given.

[megatron42]

gee smoke what was his first clue

[Shadow]

welcome... it would be cool if bay directed halo

Bay has way to much going on... so I really dont think this will happen.

WOW, you guys have NO idea of the Hollywood system at ALL. Halo will not be made for a very long while. Lemme put it this way, you guys will probably be LAID before they get a studio to back it up.


Going back to that Tekken movie, I am very iffy. I don't know whether or not Hitman was a success story, but it was a cool flick. I loved the Doom games, but the movie just SUCKED.

What do you mean probably be laid? You make it sound like we are all geeks or something and dont get booty, and we would have a better chance of getting some before Halo is ever made? If that is what you are emplying you make me laugh As for your back and forth ranting with Megatron42, he really is a good guy and you should be a little more respectfull to your elders!!

Uhh.. this is a given.

Ya a very big given.

[Smokescreen_5]

ok if halo isn't going to be made neither is tekken.. i heard hitman sucked

I've never played any of the "Hitman" games so I don't have much to compare it to, except for other movies. I bought the "Hitman" movie and thought it wasn't that bad at all! It almost seemed like a medium between something like "Crank" or "Transporter" and "Ultraviolet". I thought "Ultraviolet" was terrible.. terrible acting, terrible graphics. I actually rate "Hitman" with something like "V for Vendetta" or "Johnny Mnemonic" or "Aeon Flux".

[GreysonManzari]

Well, I refuse any 40something that is gonna come into some movie geek board and tell me that I am stupid over an opinion. Mega, Tekken is being shot as we speak in Shreveport, Louisiana. I don't know why Louisiana, probably because of the financial support of the local gov.

Any real momentum on Halo was lost when Uni backed out, then Fox. It's a given that Sony won't do it. I can only see Paramount and WB doing it, but no news, other than a 25025th rewrite, which is retarded, because Alex Garland is already a perfect screenwriter. He wrote a horror masterpiece, 28 Days Later, and a sci-fi masterpiece, Sunshine. As soon as I heard that they were changing his script, I was OUT.

[SuperBayFan620]

In my opinion Hitman, really sucked, everything was different. Hitman doesnt act like that, in complicated situations... Well, about Uwe Boll, screw him, of course Bay is a better director than him, don't try to compare.

[Smokescreen_5]

Well, I refuse any 40something that is gonna come into some movie geek board and tell me that I am stupid over an opinion. Mega, Tekken is being shot as we speak in Shreveport, Louisiana. I don't know why Louisiana, probably because of the financial support of the local gov.

Any real momentum on Halo was lost when Uni backed out, then Fox. It's a given that Sony won't do it. I can only see Paramount and WB doing it, but no news, other than a 25025th rewrite, which is retarded, because Alex Garland is already a perfect screenwriter. He wrote a horror masterpiece, 28 Days Later, and a sci-fi masterpiece, Sunshine. As soon as I heard that they were changing his script, I was OUT.

Gee.. don't get your panties all in a bunch there.. who are you referring to as a 40 something geek? I know you're not talking to me cuz I'm not even close to being 40, and in fact theres only one person I can think of on this board around that age, besides MB, and he's only.. what.. 37?

What are these masterpieces you speak of? Personally.. I thought Sunshine sucked.. and 28 Days Later was ok.. but it had a European feel to it that put me in a stage of boredom most of the time. I found it to be lacking energy.. something which I look for in movies.. if theres no energy to it, then why watch it except to be put to sleep. 28 Days later was okay, but I wouldn't call it a masterpiece.

[megatron42]

he's refering to me smoke

[Smokescreen_5]

he's refering to me smoke

I see.. I didn't realize you were in your 40's

[GreysonManzari]

Gee.. don't get your panties all in a bunch there.. who are you referring to as a 40 something geek? I know you're not talking to me cuz I'm not even close to being 40, and in fact theres only one person I can think of on this board around that age, besides MB, and he's only.. what.. 37?

What are these masterpieces you speak of? Personally.. I thought Sunshine sucked.. and 28 Days Later was ok.. but it had a European feel to it that put me in a stage of boredom most of the time. I found it to be lacking energy.. something which I look for in movies.. if theres no energy to it, then why watch it except to be put to sleep. 28 Days later was okay, but I wouldn't call it a masterpiece.

Yeah, I was refering to mega.

Sunshine sucked? Are you joking? 28 Days was too European??? IT WAS MADE IN LONDOOOONNNN. Broaden your horizons a little.

[Chemical Superfreak]

I really wanted to see Sunshine, and i did LOVE 28 Days Later. I was very surprised to of liked it, i HATE horror films and zombie films? Uh....yea.....skip 'em. But now i'm not so anti zombie movies, after that, the new Dawn of the Dead, and Shaun of the Dead. I even saw the Res-Evil trilogy, in theaters no less. Danny Boyle isn't half bad, he's got a broad range

[Smokescreen_5]

Yeah, I was refering to mega.

Sunshine sucked? Are you joking? 28 Days was too European??? IT WAS MADE IN LONDOOOONNNN. Broaden your horizons a little.

Broaden my horizons? Whats that supposed to mean... ??? Its not like the only movies I ever like are American ones.. I mean good lord.. I loved Mad Maxx!!!

[Bay_Fan_Gibson]

When Uwe Boll makes a movie even half as kick-ass as The Rock, then he can think about being worthy of referencing Michael Bay.

[Chemical Superfreak]

Uwe is a foolish man with big balls. First he picks a fight with Bay, and then he has a film opening against Indiana Jones and his Crystal Skull. What a moron.

[Smokescreen_5]

Uwe is a foolish man with big balls. First he picks a fight with Bay, and then he has a film opening against Indiana Jones and his Crystal Skull. What a moron.

Another Indiana Jones? Hmm.. interesting..

[IMT Guyver]

Uwe Boll asks Blizzard for WoW movie rights, Azeroth way off limitsPosted: 21.04.2008 07:20 by Simon Comments: 2Blizzard has essentially laughed the German director out of their offices, and certainly right out of Azeroth.

"We will not sell the movie rights, not to you... especially not to you," was apparently Paul Sams reply, to which Azeroth was pronounced saved!

"I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, 'We will not sell the movie rights..." Boll told MTV News.

To his own admission he goes on to to say "Because it's such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it."

There you have it, not only juicy news of rejection from Blizzard to Uwe Boll but his own acceptance he would make a "bad movie". Just the one Uwe?

So far an online petition is still ongoing that calls for the director to please stop making films, it originally had only 30,000 signatures but has since exploded to over 200,000. Uwe Boll himself has said that if it reached one million names then he would seriously consider stopping.

[Smokescreen_5]

Uwe Boll asks Blizzard for WoW movie rights, Azeroth way off limitsPosted: 21.04.2008 07:20 by Simon Comments: 2Blizzard has essentially laughed the German director out of their offices, and certainly right out of Azeroth.

"We will not sell the movie rights, not to you... especially not to you," was apparently Paul Sams reply, to which Azeroth was pronounced saved!

"I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, 'We will not sell the movie rights..." Boll told MTV News.

To his own admission he goes on to to say "Because it's such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it."

There you have it, not only juicy news of rejection from Blizzard to Uwe Boll but his own acceptance he would make a "bad movie". Just the one Uwe?

So far an online petition is still ongoing that calls for the director to please stop making films, it originally had only 30,000 signatures but has since exploded to over 200,000. Uwe Boll himself has said that if it reached one million names then he would seriously consider stopping.

Only 800,000 more signatures!!! C'mon people.. we can do it!!!!

[megatron42]

i signed

[demariusb]

U.S. Movie theaters refuse to show Postal!!! UWE Boll FTL!!!

[Michael Do]

lmao pwn. Serve him right!

[hautbasclair]

U.S. Movie theaters refuse to show Postal!!! UWE Boll FTL!!!

Now, that's got to hurt...

Bay did not need to comment on Bowl afterall: Bowl is really making an ass out of himself.

This is really sweet.