Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies with One Million Signatures

**kevski** · 04-10-2008, 03:44 AM

Seriously though... it may be fake.

I mean obviously it's him but I wouldn't be surprised if he's putting in on. At the end he's describing himself as a 'real genius'. WTF??? Who says that shit seriously. Not even the real geniuses say that! He saying he's better than George Clooney too???

He's either joking and pissing the world off.

or

He's a fucking loon!

**barricade505** · 04-10-2008, 08:09 AM

Yah!, I signed dee fucking petition for dee gurly woman in zee ahmee younee foam.Now get to dee choppa you fucking wanna be genius!Nobody is liking your gurly style.Or your films wiz zee little man who drives zee cart naked and goes pee-pee on zee floor.Yah!I am laughing.

**Simon** · 04-10-2008, 10:04 AM

Man, this is so fucking hilarious.
I mean, I don't like Uwe Boll at all, his movies are crap, obviously. But still... he's so fucking funny. And great at marketing. (I guess there even are retarded people who actually think as soon as they have 1 mio votes he will quit making movies, ahahaha). Anyway, great fun stuff. Actually I think I'm starting to like that guy (not his movies)

**barricade505** · 04-10-2008, 01:58 PM

dont fucking lie,you voted.then realized that it is all a marketing scheme.i voted because it looks fun.who the fuck is ewe boll?Sounds like an abbott and castello skit gone bad....ewe boll?...no i golf...ewe boll?...no i ball....ewe boll?!!! your balls!!!your crazy!!

**drdr47** · 04-10-2008, 02:18 PM

there is a new petition, and this time...

it's support him

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http://www.petitiononline.com/uwelive/petition.html

**xAgonyxScenex** · 04-10-2008, 02:19 PM

Eli Roth responded to Bay's comment as well...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ogID=375932726

He called it "the greatest compliment ever". Obviously being facetious.

Uwe Boll has also responded to Bay and Roth's comments...

http://www.robontradio.com/?p=134

he basically says he was using those big names as archetypes for the Hollywood Director, and no malice was intended.

**r-type** · 04-10-2008, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by xAgonyxScenex

Uwe Boll has also responded to Bay and Roth's comments...

http://www.robontradio.com/?p=134

he basically says he was using those big names as archetypes for the Hollywood Director, and no malice was intended.

aka "Mein Bad"

**drdr47** · 04-10-2008, 03:19 PM

OMG!!

http://www.petitiononline.com/UBF53777/petition.html

**sonnyboo** · 04-14-2008, 12:08 AM

I met this guy on a filmmakers panel in Wisconsin last October. He was very nice and pleasant in person, nothing like the videos and other stuff I see him do. It's probably just all for publicity and a form of stunt.

His movies aren't great.

**IMT Guyver** · 05-03-2008, 07:36 AM

I know Mr M Bay want us to stop talking about him (boll) but this is my last post on the topic i was just at one of my other fav sites and fun this and laugh my ass off. this may be old maybe new.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/u...ylist=featured

Posted May 02, 2008 @ 3:54 am
It's official, Uwe Boll vs Michael Bay in a boxing match.

POSTAL takes on Indiana Jones 4 May 23rd

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**xXRavenXx** · 05-03-2008, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by IMT Guyver

I know Mr M Bay want us to stop talking about him (boll) but this is my last post on the topic i was just at one of my other fav sites and fun this and laugh my ass off. this may be old maybe new.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/u...ylist=featured

Posted May 02, 2008 @ 3:54 am
It's official, Uwe Boll vs Michael Bay in a boxing match.

POSTAL takes on Indiana Jones 4 May 23rd

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ROTFLMGDMFAO!

"Battle Royal"! Who's gonna win? It'll be a close one!

Seriously though Uwe isn't that bad. Blood Rayne wasn't a total suck fest (pardon the pun) I didn't love it, but it was one of his better flicks... and yea I know that isn't saying much.

There are worse directors... Want me to go off on my Paul W.S. Anderson tirade? That dude's prob is that he tries to rewrite and get credit. Then he totally screws it up.

**Tobi** · 05-03-2008, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by xXRavenXx

ROTFLMGDMFAO!

"Battle Royal"! Who's gonna win? It'll be a close one!

Seriously though Uwe isn't that bad. Blood Rayne wasn't a total suck fest (pardon the pun) I didn't love it, but it was one of his better flicks... and yea I know that isn't saying much.

There are worse directors... Want me to go off on my Paul W.S. Anderson tirade? That dude's prob is that he tries to rewrite and get credit. Then he totally screws it up.

Please tell me you're not serious, that was the worst movie I have seen, hands down, Rodriguez could have been saying her lines in jeans and a t-shirt to start with, it was suposed to be a period movie, they werent even trying lol it was horrible.

**StefsChemicalRomance** · 05-04-2008, 03:45 AM

I havn't seen any of his work.. but ive heard its horrible.. and im not gonna' miss him.. so why not sign..?

Overall, i hope it gets 1 million signatures - Just the fact that a film director actually said "If I get 1 million signatures to quit - i will" - Then it happens! Thats something society wont forget!

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