not to mention headline.
I critique other people's writings, and I admit, I'm not even creative enough to come up with THIS lead:
"Looks like Elvis Presley's daughter Lisa Marie, now 40, has had a few too many of those peanut-butter and deep-fried banana sandwiches her father famously enjoyed."
*giggle fit ensues*
But on the one hand, I think the reporter is off base a little. Lisa Marie looks to be a bit pregnant. Notice her face hasn't changed any.
Just from what I see anyways.