Just thinking about the rules

[Bumblebee1983]

is or was there a picture there I'm missing bee?it's just a big whit space and a smiley face at the bottom.

No, no picture.

[sora]

yhea guys but this is comming from a woman in a society that wants it's toilets to squirt water up your bum to cleanse you rather than using toilet paper,lol.In the immortal words of the hick from thelma and louis.."Fucckkkk tthhhaaatttt...."

Never mind. No offense taken.
Beware, our toilets shoot your a** with warm water jets!

[Bumblebee1983]

Never mind. No offense taken.
Beware, our toilets shoot your a** with warm water jets!

One of my coworkers went to Japan some years back, and she said she was afraid to flush the toilet because there were so many damn buttons!

But she eventually figured it out.

[sora]

One of my coworkers went to Japan some years back, and she said she was afraid to flush the toilet because there were so many damn buttons!

But she eventually figured it out.

That's the way we do.
It's sure to be a nice gag. "Damn Japanese, there're too many buttons!"

[Bumblebee1983]

That's the way we do.
It's sure to be a nice gag. "Damn Japanese, there're too many buttons!"

She said she pushed one button....and she didn't like what it did.

[raddimus]

lmao,yhea I'll stick to a regular toilet.but it's great japan thought of a toilet for women.just as long as theres a regular one for the guys...hey do guys in japan use these toilets that shoot water too?or is it a chick thing,sora?

[xAgonyxScenex]

She said she pushed one button....and she didn't like what it did.

i was about to ask if it shot water up her butt...then i went over to page 3...so never mind lol

[raddimus]

lmao...beware of japanese toilets my friend,they weren't made for our kind,lol.

[sora]

She said she pushed one button....and she didn't like what it did.

I can imagine it.

lmao,yhea I'll stick to a regular toilet.but it's great japan thought of a toilet for women.just as long as theres a regular one for the guys...hey do guys in japan use these toilets that shoot water too?or is it a chick thing,sora?

Most of guys love it. (Japanese are really anal about being clean.) My husband says he can't live without that water jets.
And you'd be surprised. 40% of Japanese guys sit down to urinate nowadays!

[xAgonyxScenex]

I can imagine it.


Most of guys love it. (Japanese are really anal about being clean.) My husband says he can't live without that water jets.
And you'd be surprised. 40% of Japanese guys sit down to urinate nowadays!

amazing quote....love the irony is that statement haha

sit down to pee?!?!?! 40%? sora....did you just grab a number from your ass?

I dunno if I buy that haha

[r-type]

It's bidet madness in here!!!

[raddimus]

really? I don't know maby it's cuz I was molested as a boy.but I couldn't imagine enjoying anything being shot up my bum.but to his or hers their own.so alot of guys sit down and pee their huh.I always thought of japanese men as a chovinistic manly type of guys in general.but I must admit I don't have to many japanese friends.I think this toilet thing just gave me a culture shock.

[sora]

40%? sora....did you just grab a number from your ass?

Google it. You'll realize.

I always thought of japanese men as a chovinistic manly type of guys in general.

Yes! They'd been chauvinistic as hell, but now their sons are going to be girlie.

[raddimus]

lol,you said it I didn't.

[xAgonyxScenex]

Google it. You'll realize.

Yes! They'd been chauvinistic as hell, but now their sons are going to be girlie.

haha wow...i cant believe I just googled that...and it looks like your right

As for guys growing up girlie....thats pretty much every where....more metrosexuals these days then ever before.

[raddimus]

yup,but not everywhere.

[r-type]

As for guys growing up girlie....thats pretty much every where....more metrosexuals these days then ever before.

Now now, its bad form talking about theGreat in a thread he hasn't posted in....

[xAgonyxScenex]

Now now, its bad form talking about theGreat in a thread he hasn't posted in....

eh ooooh!

[IMT Guyver]

Now now, its bad form talking about theGreat in a thread he hasn't posted in....

sorry but thats funny. *runs away and puts on Yowie Suit and hide's in park lands*

[Beej]

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

[Bumblebee1983]

really? I don't know maby it's cuz I was molested as a boy.but I couldn't imagine enjoying anything being shot up my bum.but to his or hers their own.so alot of guys sit down and pee their huh.I always thought of japanese men as a chovinistic manly type of guys in general.but I must admit I don't have to many japanese friends.I think this toilet thing just gave me a culture shock.

Okay...uhh....TMI.

I feel sick all of a sudden....

[Bumblebee1983]

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

GOOD ONE!

*high five*

[Beej]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
Neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relat ives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn' t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. Written on the paper was: It is 5:00 AM. Wake up. (Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.)


'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.' --Mark - age 6
'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.' --Jessica - age 8

[Devastator]

^lol

She could have shook him or kicked him or something.

[Bumblebee1983]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
Neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relat ives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn' t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. Written on the paper was: It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.

(Men are not equipped for these k inds of contests.)

HYSTERICAL!!!