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    Wink What would you do if you were Michael Bay? :D

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    What would you do if you were Michael Bay?

    I would get me one of these...









    And i would create real Transformers and wear them as a suit like Iron Man haha.. ;D



    and soooo much more.. XD lol
    When i Transform i release rockets with nanobot-viruses that destroys you from within... the fuel inside you will turn into acid, metal will melt instantly...
    I'm a decepticon and my name is _____ All Hail Megatron!

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    If I were Michael Bay, I'd write a check for $87,000 and send it to the guy who uses the TIMtationX username on the S4TE forums.

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    Default Re: What would you do if you were Michael Bay? :D

    Quote Originally Posted by TIMtationX View Post
    If I were Michael Bay, I'd write a check for $87,000 and send it to the guy who uses the TIMtationX username on the S4TE forums.
    So if you were Michael Bay, you would write a $87,000 check to some random guy on the internet you never met before?

    Just saying.

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    I'd set myself a salary cap of a couple of Million - enough to cover his expenses and live comfortably and then donate the rest of the money to charity and make a movie based on where that moneys goes and how it helps people (what they use it for, charity projects etc) Let's be honest, it doesn't matter how much money celebrities make and where you are on a list, when you die you can't take it with you.

    If he can make fast paced action movies and push his team to work at full pace and wrap up a project as quick as they can - why not build homes, fix hospitals and schools etc.
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    Default Re: What would you do if you were Michael Bay? :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Trailbreaker View Post
    So if you were Michael Bay, you would write a $87,000 check to some random guy on the internet you never met before?

    Just saying.
    Yes, because $87,000 is nothing to a quazillionaire like Bay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TIMtationX

    Yes, because $87,000 is nothing to a quazillionaire like Bay.
    If I was him, I'd send a check for $86,999 to Ed Fuego, because $87,000 is just being greedy.

    You just pull that number out of the air?

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    If I was him, I'd make movies that people like Ed Fuego want to see... Wait... More movies... Yeah.

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    Okay, if I were Michael Bay, I would make a chess movie, just to see how far one can go with a board game based movie. It would go down like this...

    In the year 2023, archeologists learn that the game of chess is actually a concept invented by aliens and was introduced to ancient humans thousands of years ago.

    A few months later, Earth is invaded by the same aliens species, who resemble giant robotic chess pieces with arms and legs and are armed with all kinds of weaponry. These aliens challenge humanity to the greatest game of chess the galaxy has ever seen. So the United States government and other nations' governments collaborate to build an army of giant robotic chess pieces piloted by skilled Air Force pilots.

    The government also enlists the help of world champion chess players to advise the pilots of the giant chess bots to help defeat the alien chess pieces.

    "Chess," in theaters Summer 20whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trailbreaker
    Okay, if I were Michael Bay, I would make a chess movie, just to see how far one can go with a board game based movie. It would go down like this...
    The Rza would obviously do the score, and Wu-Tang would have to do at least one song on the soundtrack.

    How about a movie based on Connect Four?

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    "I'd tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man."


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    Default Re: What would you do if you were Michael Bay? :D

    I would invite AlbersHide for a brief cameo in TF4.

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    Default Re: What would you do if you were Michael Bay? :D

    Quote Originally Posted by r-type View Post
    "I'd tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man."

    I'm so mad I didn't think of this. You win this round.

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    Default Re: What would you do if you were Michael Bay? :D

    Dude! of course! it's the first thing we all think about ;D we just don't say it up loud! XD and just two..? bhahaha XD let's stay classy ok i know it's tempting with our imaginary money bhaha lol XD ;D

    I would get a team to breed Unicorns bhahaha... probably putting a rhino and a horse together and presto! lol XD insta$$$ and then give all my sweethearts a baby unicorn as a present lol ^^ it would only eat carrots and it would sh*t candy lol ;D

    I would get two or more female personal trainers who would sculpt me the perfect body ;D
    When i Transform i release rockets with nanobot-viruses that destroys you from within... the fuel inside you will turn into acid, metal will melt instantly...
    I'm a decepticon and my name is _____ All Hail Megatron!

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    Default Re: What would you do if you were Michael Bay? :D

    I would create a candy vending machine that would pop out all my fav. Dutch lickerish candy! :P

    And i would force Klene to bring back Krokantjes:

    Yuumm :P

    And i would go to the best restaurants all over the world when i'm in certain cities

    I would do this before i would get that perfect body ;D :P
    When i Transform i release rockets with nanobot-viruses that destroys you from within... the fuel inside you will turn into acid, metal will melt instantly...
    I'm a decepticon and my name is _____ All Hail Megatron!

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