First, I was really surprised that there are so many replies to this thread in a short time and not one have posted the original trailer to the original Turtles movie.
Well here it is!!
Then if the turtles are not named Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello and Raphael and they don't eat pizza, ride skateboards and say Cowabunga! Excellent!! Awesome!! and Radical!! then I got two words for you.