
Originally Posted by
MiamiPete
Dear Mr. FlyingHeart:
Sorry to procrastinate for so long--nearly a month--before answering your well-intentioned question. The Sun Gym in Miami was the epicenter of the monstrous, murderous conspiracy formed by
the gym's owner, John Mese, manager, Daniel Lugo, personal trainer, Noel Doorbal, and assorted down-on-their-luck bodybuilders. It was a serious muscle mecca, with many competitive bodybuilders who
worked toward winning the annual Mr. Florida Bodybuilder contest there. Injectable steroids circulated freely in the Sun Gym's locker area, like two-for-one cocktails at a downtown pub's happy hour.
Without delving into too many so-called spoilers: the Sun Gym was losing members to a new, more sophisticated spandex/workout/pick-up fitness center. The competitor? A Gold's Gym. The solution? A criminal scheme
the Florida Supreme Court described as "a heinous and bizarre . . . spree of murder and mayhem." The Sun Gym gang's plan? Kidnap a wealthy member of the Sun Gym. Beat, Taser, burn and pistol-whip the guy and deposit him in a Hialeah warehouse. Chain him. Next, torture and extort funds from the blindfolded victim. Motivate him to perform rehearsed scripts with his family, bankers, and lawyers while his sadistic captors held a phone next to his right ear--and a .357 Magnum barrel burrowed into his left. Ransom was never considered. Then, repeat with a fresh victim.
That's all for now, except for a brief comment concerning the relentless drumbeat on the Forum concerning the possible male leads. Here's a hint at a slightly softer tone: It took the Sun Gym gang more than a half-dozen times to kidnap the initial victim. They played the part of Wile E. Coyote to his Roadrunner on Miami's streets. And after a hard day of attempted abduction, the gang retreated to the spectacular Solid Gold nightspot on Biscayne Boulevard and N.E. 163rd Street to watch Miami's most beautiful exotic dancers ply their best stuff-my-garter-belt dance routines. Later, two of the most beautiful young ladies in that galaxy of pulchritude: Beatrix, a knock-out Hungarian import, and Sabina, a Romanian beauty and Penthouse model, are introduced to the crew. As PAIN & GAIN progresses, so do their respective roles.
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