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BIG Tee
11-20-2009, 07:02 AM
A scene with Mikaela lying on Bee's hood while he is in alternate mode in the garage. Mikaela then begins to wash Bee while he is playing "Sexual Healing" on his XM Satellite radio. As Mikaela starts to wash Bee's under carriage Sam walks in. Sam asks,"Bee!!! What the **** are you doing?!!!" Mikaela says,"Sam, it's not what you think." Bee, realizing he is caught quickly transforms into robot mode and blasts Sam with his plasma cannon, vaporizing Sam.
Or...
Robots burping. They can cough, spit and, pee so why not burp. Ironhide seems like a drinker. One day after a victory over the Decepticons the Autobots celebrate. Ironhide drinks a few gallons of antifreeze and gets wasted. Optimus says,"Ironhide, I told you to quit drinking." Ironhide say's to Prime,"Do you know what I think of you Prime (and let's out a long, loud belch)? That's what I think of you, you punk a** Autobot".
Now isn't that a reasonable thing to ask?!!!
Bot Girl
11-20-2009, 09:55 AM
Perhaps not "reasonable" but HILARIOUSLY funny!:D
littleman794
11-20-2009, 10:13 AM
the second one i could see going in, if it were a tad modified;):D:D haha
jamjam101
11-20-2009, 11:11 AM
in the first movie, Jazz had the oh-so-famous line "Cummon you Deception Punk!"
in the second movie, Ironhide had the oh-so-famous line "Punk ass decepticon"
and "You dare to point a gun at me?!! I'll tear you apart!!"
in the third movie, being hopefully darker and grittier..someone like Ironhid should say "Punk ass motherfu**ing c*nt face" and "You decepticon b!tches point a gun at me?!! I'll tear you motherfu**ers apart!!"
and someone in between somehwere should say "Cummon you decpeticon B!tch...lets roll motherfu**ers!"
why cant a Transformers movie have the script dialogue of Bad Boys 2??? whats wrong with that...maan kids need to get with the game!
jamjam101
11-20-2009, 12:31 PM
also, Eminem should collaborate with Linkin Park and Steve Jablonsky and create some real sick music.
just check out how awsome rap can sound when mixed with rock ::
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Travis+Barker+3AM+remix&search_type=
littleman794
11-20-2009, 01:12 PM
NO!!! NO EMINEM!!! STOOPID WHITE BOY RAPPER WANNA BE >.<
besides, i hate rap
MOJO2THEREVENGE
11-20-2009, 03:19 PM
linkin park should have a role in the film it self where an outobot comes to the rescue and turns into a huge sound sistem at a huge concert but the volume is so loud that everyones ears explode and don't ever notice becouse the base is so loud tha it couses an earthquake.
NIGHTWISH & DEATHSTARS some of my fave bands.
jamjam101
11-20-2009, 06:01 PM
NO!!! NO EMINEM!!! STOOPID WHITE BOY RAPPER WANNA BE >.<
besides, i hate rap
if you hate rap, then its another story. How can you call him a rapper wannabe when he can spit rhymes better than most artist today...
besides he was named best rapper alive by VIBE magazine and Best Hip-Hop artist of the decade by TIME.
you gotta really nuance his lyrics before you jump the gun and comment that his rhymes dont make any sense or that they are just stupid....which other rapper won an OSCAR???.
Trailbreaker
11-20-2009, 06:12 PM
NO!!! NO EMINEM!!! STOOPID WHITE BOY RAPPER WANNA BE >.<
besides, i hate rap
He sucks at rap cuz he's White?
...racist...
:p
Trailbreaker
11-20-2009, 06:22 PM
Robots burping. They can cough, spit and, pee so why not burp. Ironhide seems like a drinker. One day after a victory over the Decepticons the Autobots celebrate. Ironhide drinks a few gallons of antifreeze and gets wasted. Optimus says,"Ironhide, I told you to quit drinking." Ironhide say's to Prime,"Do you know what I think of you Prime (and let's out a long, loud belch)? That's what I think of you, you punk a** Autobot".
Ironhide a drinker? Hell yes. He's that type. But it'd be funnier if he said that to Ratchet, instead. :D I think Ratchet, being a doctor, might be more concerned about Ironhide getting drunk.
In fact, I could even see Optimus having a drink here or there, but not enough to get drunk obviously. Seriously. What I would LOVE to see is friendly interaction between Ironhide and Optimus, considering they're old friends. Ironhide and Optimus sharing a couple drinks and talkin' about the good old days, holding these big ass mugs, then they'd make a toast sorta like how Jack Sparrow and Mr. Gibbs do in Pirates of the Caribbean. :D
Trailbreaker
11-20-2009, 06:30 PM
Oh, and we seriously need Ratchet to say "I'm a doctor, not a.......!!!"
EpicBacons
11-20-2009, 06:48 PM
We also need to see in the next movie is for Megatron to have a sinister evil laugh, and a few "excellent" lines thrown in. It gives him personality, than just being a ruthless mechanical monster with no feelings that he is shown in the movies.
Trailbreaker
11-20-2009, 06:51 PM
We also need to see in the next movie is for Megatron to have a sinister evil laugh, and a few "excellent" lines thrown in. It gives him personality, than just being a ruthless mechanical monster with no feelings that he is shown in the movies.
lol, the stereotypical megalomaniac? :D
EpicBacons
11-20-2009, 06:57 PM
lol, the stereotypical megalomaniac? :D
lol, yep... which I think is why they originally called him Mega(lomaniac)tron. :lol
BIG Tee
11-21-2009, 03:33 AM
We also need to see in the next movie is for Megatron to have a sinister evil laugh, and a few "excellent" lines thrown in. It gives him personality, than just being a ruthless mechanical monster with no feelings that he is shown in the movies.
Heck yeah! That was Megatrons favorite line when he thinks he has come up with the perfect line. Also when things got out of hand he would say,"Silence!" I agree that Megs needs a little more personality.
BIG Tee
11-21-2009, 03:38 AM
and "You dare to point a gun at me?!! I'll tear you apart!!"
in the third movie, being hopefully darker and grittier..someone like Ironhid should say "Punk ass motherfu**ing c*nt face" and "You decepticon b!tches point a gun at me?!! I'll tear you motherfu**ers apart!!"
That was my favorite line in the whole movie. Ironhide would have taken all of those fools out with one blast.
That is Ironhide. You can tell that he is an angry Autobot ready to tear stuff up. I would like to see them delve a little more into his past.
NO!!! NO EMINEM!!! STOOPID WHITE BOY RAPPER WANNA BE >.<
besides, i hate rap
Yeah, that's probably why Stan Bush's "The Touch" remake wasn't all that great. White guy rapping while hopping around the place just doesn't work for me.
littleman794
11-21-2009, 05:57 AM
ya memein cusks gein alid bor hahah jkz brosksi iok i m of now c ya
ya memein cusks gein alid bor hahah jkz brosksi iok i m of now c ya
:confused::wtf
In fact, I could even see Optimus having a drink here or there, but not enough to get drunk obviously. Seriously. What I would LOVE to see is friendly interaction between Ironhide and Optimus, considering they're old friends. Ironhide and Optimus sharing a couple drinks and talkin' about the good old days, holding these big ass mugs, then they'd make a toast sorta like how Jack Sparrow and Mr. Gibbs do in Pirates of the Caribbean. :D
I'd love to see Optimus having a drink :o but given a severe shortage of Energon, they must start by home-brewing. :D
http://www.origlio.com/images/hoptimus.jpg (http://www.legacybrewing.com/beers/)
littleman794
11-21-2009, 07:24 AM
^ not it!
^ not it!
I know this isn't it (it was more like a pink punch in a cubic glass). BTW have you already got sober?
littleman794
11-21-2009, 07:54 AM
Haha want then knew now I meant... Ah forget it... G night all ;)
Haha want then knew now I meant... Ah forget it... G night all ;)
G'night, drink plenty of water. It helps to prevent a hangover.
jamjam101
11-21-2009, 11:27 AM
Yeah, that's probably why Stan Bush's "The Touch" remake wasn't all that great. White guy rapping while hopping around the place just doesn't work for me.
okaaayy...guys, if your not a fan of rap then thats another story. get your facts straight. eminem is not stan bush. he's successfull. probably tooo successful who he is and what he does, but well deserved. won like NINE Grammy's, 3 consecutive years for Rap album OF THE YEAR, and an Oscar for best original song.
did stan bush?
littleman794
11-21-2009, 11:28 AM
G'night, drink plenty of water. It helps to prevent a hangover.
w00t !! i rule....know why? haha, im not even havin a hangover...kinda awesome cuz i feel perfectly fine now, like it didn't even happen..i guess im a rare kind
taybrian1
11-21-2009, 01:39 PM
All I want is more Ratchet. There, I said it.
Trailbreaker
11-21-2009, 03:23 PM
did stan bush?
I didn't even know who Stan Bush was until I learned about The Transformers: The Movie. That's saying something right there. :rolleyes:
Bot Girl
11-21-2009, 04:21 PM
w00t !! i rule....know why? haha, im not even havin a hangover...kinda awesome cuz i feel perfectly fine now, like it didn't even happen..i guess im a rare kind
Yeah, right, sure, LM. . . just wait, it will come. :eek: