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nelson
04-25-2008, 07:25 PM
The fuck?

http://www.movieset.com/postal/news/boll-bay-showdown


http://www.shootfortheedit.com/images/boll_bay_copy.jpg

r-type
04-25-2008, 07:28 PM
Thats not the first time he's pulled that stunt either. He had challenged critics of his movies to something similar...

http://kotaku.com/gaming/boxing/clips-uwe-boll-beats-up-critic-in-boxing-match-198932.php

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/1647392/

das ist sad.

Trailbreaker
04-25-2008, 08:43 PM
Seriously, this guy really need to get over the fact that Bay is way better than him. You see Bay pulling sh*t like this? I don't think so!:mad:

You rule Mike!:D

Michael Do
04-25-2008, 09:08 PM
wow, just wow

redqueenar
04-25-2008, 09:56 PM
The fuck?

http://www.movieset.com/postal/news/boll-bay-showdown


http://www.shootfortheedit.com/images/boll_bay_copy.jpg

Andy Kaufman.

Besides, if such a thing ever were to take place I imagine it would be like the scene in Raiders with Boll doing all sorts of crazy gymnastics with a sword and Bay just giving up and shooting him. :D

Mech_1000
04-25-2008, 11:08 PM
Well it does say Boll is a "semi-pro" boxer"... that is kind of cheap really. I would just look at him, laugh, and reject his antagonistic message with something like, "And boxing will mean im/your better... how?"

Reminds me of little children exclaiming, "Oh yeah, well my brother can beat your brother up", with a response "Well my dad can beat your dad up!!!".

F-T-L

Blunderful
04-25-2008, 11:35 PM
Don't even acknowledge this Uve Bowel and his movements. The less people know who he is the better. He's hoping these stunts will make him famous since his movies obviously never will. No one gives a shit about this guy.

Smokescreen_5
04-25-2008, 11:54 PM
Is this guy for real? LMAO.. wow... just.. wow..

Mobe1969
04-26-2008, 03:07 AM
What a cock smoker.

I wish he'd challenge someone what could beat the living shit out of him. Like Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, or Jean Claude Van Damme

BeetleJuice
04-26-2008, 03:37 AM
What a cock smoker.

I wish he'd challenge someone what could beat the living shit out of him. Like Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, or Jean Claude Van Damme

Don't care if he's a semi pro boxer or whatever... he looks fat. Most of us could kick Boll's ass.
But in a way it is kinda funny! People shouldn't take it too seriously. It's just publicity. The guy wants attention, he'll get it from the anti Bay people... just laugh it off, it's not serious.
Anyway, all fans should rally behind Bay, and get some tickets for the fight! (But I doubt it would last long with with Mr Armageddon Michael Bay on the ring;)!)

TheSloppyJesus
04-26-2008, 03:55 AM
You guys seen his Youtube video trying to convince people that he's not retarded? If you can raise $75,000, I swear to god I will find him and stab him in the face... or some other specified contractual stipulated area of his body.

BTW... Did anybody here know that Dolph Lundgren earned a degree in chemical engineering from MIT? 100% true, look it up.

P.S. - Boll would own Van Damme... while I'm a huge Van Damme fan... he doesn't know any martial arts... at all, sadly to say. He started as a gymnast.

Mobe1969
04-26-2008, 07:49 AM
You guys seen his Youtube video trying to convince people that he's not retarded? If you can raise $75,000, I swear to god I will find him and stab him in the face... or some other specified contractual stipulated area of his body.

BTW... Did anybody here know that Dolph Lundgren earned a degree in chemical engineering from MIT? 100% true, look it up.

P.S. - Boll would own Van Damme... while I'm a huge Van Damme fan... he doesn't know any martial arts... at all, sadly to say. He started as a gymnast.

MIT? I thought it was an Aussie University. I know Lundgren went to university in Australia.

And you take that back on Van Damme. :P What a crock of shit. "Doesn't know any martial arts"? So fucking what? Does Uwe Boll? But as people here have said, Bolle if a fat sad shit. Van Damme on the other hand is still fit and tough. Boll could probably take Steven Seagal on. Hell, my grandmother could probably take on Steven Seagal, and she's dead.

LadiesMan217
04-26-2008, 11:23 AM
Like someone said - it's Sacha Baron Cohen's greatest character ;)

KTMortimer7
04-26-2008, 02:28 PM
*takes one look at posting, shakes head*

wow. just......wow.

Swift
04-26-2008, 02:46 PM
How lame can this guy get? Yep, certifiably crazy... ._.

kevski
04-26-2008, 04:18 PM
Yeah this is VERY Andy Kaufman. Well at least I hope it is because if it is not, it's very, very sad.

If it's not Kaufman-like, then why isn't he known for doing stuff like this before.

Bay has more important things to do than waste his time even responding to this frube!

bumblebee86
04-26-2008, 04:49 PM
The fuck?

http://www.movieset.com/postal/news/boll-bay-showdown


http://www.shootfortheedit.com/images/boll_bay_copy.jpg

Boll's movies are the last damned, I know what I'm talking about. Unfortunately, one always says that the German bastion of hope in Hollywood is what the damned one that I have ever heard. For me, Marcus Nispel remains one of the best German directors. And Boll's films are not even in 10 years the quality of a Platinum Dune (common Bay movie) films.

Yours sincerely,

Marcel

teknohead
04-27-2008, 09:33 AM
I just saw Uwe Boll's challenge to a boxing match with Michael Bay and it cracked me up so hard I had to come here and say something.

Michael Bay, if you ever read this, I will personally fight for you in a boxing match against that pig headed stupid piece of shit!

I'm a skinny little white boy and think that he would probably win, but I have a hatred so great for his shitty shit stupid movies that I would gladly give it a shot anyway. I will go all out and throw every punch I have in my body until I can't stand anymore.

You're a powerful/rich man Michael Bay! MAKE MY DREAM HAPPEN! I want to bash the shit out of this time wasting fucking idiot Uwe Boll so that he can't release another poor excuse for a movie.

Help me help you.

teknohead
04-27-2008, 09:42 AM
I just saw Uwe Boll's challenge to a boxing match with Michael Bay and it cracked me up so hard I had to come here and say something.

Michael Bay, if you ever read this, I will personally fight for you in a boxing match against that pig headed stupid piece of shit!

I'm a skinny little white boy and think that he would probably win, but I have a hatred so great for his shitty shit stupid movies that I would gladly give it a shot anyway. I will go all out and throw every punch I have in my body until I can't stand anymore.

You're a powerful/rich man Michael Bay! MAKE MY DREAM HAPPEN! I want to bash the shit out of this time wasting fucking idiot Uwe Boll so that he can't release another poor excuse for a movie.

Help me help you.

Trailbreaker
04-27-2008, 09:49 AM
I just saw Uwe Boll's challenge to a boxing match with Michael Bay and it cracked me up so hard I had to come here and say something.

Michael Bay, if you ever read this, I will personally fight for you in a boxing match against that pig headed stupid piece of shit!

I'm a skinny little white boy and think that he would probably win, but I have a hatred so great for his shitty shit stupid movies that I would gladly give it a shot anyway. I will go all out and throw every punch I have in my body until I can't stand anymore.

You're a powerful/rich man Michael Bay! MAKE MY DREAM HAPPEN! I want to bash the shit out of this time wasting fucking idiot Uwe Boll so that he can't release another poor excuse for a movie.

Help me help you.

Not that this has anything to do with the boxing match thing, but is anyone aware that Bay's response the being called a "F*ckin Retard" by Boll has made it's way to Wikipedia on the Boll article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll)? It even cites (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll#cite_note-42)this website!:eek:

And for the boxing match thingy, Bay could simply care less what this guy does.

teknohead
04-27-2008, 09:55 AM
Yea I know he is an insignicant person as far as bay is concerned, but it would be hilariously funny if Bay sponsored me to fight Boll and beat the shit out of him.

MAKE MY DREAM HAPPEN! Let me bash this mindless fuckwit and bring peace to the world of movie making!

hautbasclair
04-27-2008, 11:39 AM
... but it would be hilariously funny if Bay sponsored me to fight Boll and beat the shit out of him.



Nah... Otherwise people will start saying that Bay is doing product placement in boxe now, and that he is ruining the spirit of the sport...

That's a shame though, Boll really needs to be stop: He's acting like a 12th grader.

overflow
04-27-2008, 12:03 PM
uwe has serious issues.. i cant belive it..
i mean he is like a child and i think that he is trying to act smarter than he is in trying to get publicity over michael bay. I m pretty sure michael will just laugh over such a ridicioulus event.
and if he decides to fight with uwe i hope he kicks the shit out of him so that he shuts his f.ckn mouth!

btw off topic. Transformers was OFF THE HOOK! i will really thank you for this (also for badboys 1-2 and the rock and the island and armageddon)
although i dont like the american patriotic stuff i can understand it. everyone is proud and loves his own country. :)

megatron42
04-27-2008, 12:38 PM
hey michael if you do box him.. come out to guns and roses
get in the ring

megatron42
04-27-2008, 12:42 PM
The fuck?

http://www.movieset.com/postal/news/boll-bay-showdown


http://www.shootfortheedit.com/images/boll_bay_copy.jpg

oh god i laughed when i saw this... one punch from bay and UWE will be KO'D, my moneys on bay i'd pay to see this
this reminds me of optimus prime vs megatron
bay is prime and UWE is megatron
one shall stand one shall fall

redqueenar
04-27-2008, 02:39 PM
I just saw Uwe Boll's challenge to a boxing match with Michael Bay and it cracked me up so hard I had to come here and say something.

Michael Bay, if you ever read this, I will personally fight for you in a boxing match against that pig headed stupid piece of shit!

I'm a skinny little white boy and think that he would probably win, but I have a hatred so great for his shitty shit stupid movies that I would gladly give it a shot anyway. I will go all out and throw every punch I have in my body until I can't stand anymore.

You're a powerful/rich man Michael Bay! MAKE MY DREAM HAPPEN! I want to bash the shit out of this time wasting fucking idiot Uwe Boll so that he can't release another poor excuse for a movie.

Help me help you.

I *do* study Muay Thai kickboxing, train at least three days a week, am a level three and would happily snap his head from his neck with one good roundhouse kick (with ever spilling a drop of my drink :D).

But, hey, why be a killjoy? He's fun to laugh at (gouge evil!) and he will never EVER be successful as Bay.

JOLIN
04-27-2008, 06:16 PM
My God, I hope Bay just fights him and rips his throat out, I fucking hate Uwe Boll, did anyone see "In the name of the King"? if so nuf said.

teknohead
04-28-2008, 04:18 AM
I was just reading on the previous fights boll had, all the critics he fought were questioned as to whether they had fight experience. That sucks cos he won't fight someone that has a chance to beat him up. Guess that leaves you out Redqueenar, and unfortunately me too. I've had 4 amatuer boxing matches and won them all (unanimous decisions, no KOs).

Still, if he was man enough he would have a go! FIGHT ME BOLL, YOUR MOVIES ARE SO BAD THEY MAKE MY EYES HURT.

Mobe1969
04-28-2008, 04:28 AM
Boll's movies are the last damned, I know what I'm talking about. Unfortunately, one always says that the German bastion of hope in Hollywood is what the damned one that I have ever heard. For me, Marcus Nispel remains one of the best German directors. And Boll's films are not even in 10 years the quality of a Platinum Dune (common Bay movie) films.

Yours sincerely,

Marcel

Yeah, Nispel impressed me with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. Has he done anything since?

Trailbreaker
04-28-2008, 05:45 AM
If Bay where to actually challenge this guy (which he won't cuz he has better things to do) he would just create an explosion or some kinda cool special effect thing that he is really good at and would defeat Boll.:D

alexsm
04-28-2008, 06:23 AM
This is just absurd...

Simon
04-28-2008, 06:23 AM
"in a very insulting way..." "he doesnt care about me" "and this was very insulting".

AHHAHAHAHAHA.. OH MAN, THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.
This guy is funnier than any comedy show on right now.
(And as always, brilliant marketing, since he actually gets all those retards hating bay, on his side.)

ps. whats up with those ugly "edit" and "quote" buttons?

Jigsaw
04-28-2008, 11:07 AM
Hi guys! I'm new here. I'm an avid fan of Michael Bay's movies ever since Bad Boys hit the theaters and this whole Uwe Boll thing finally made me register to the forums. Why? Because I'm embarassed. I'm embarassed to be German. First WW2 and now Boll? What the hell?! Please rest assured that Boll in no way whatsoever is representative for my fellow countrymen. This guy obviously fell on his head one too many times and his ways to fish for attention are really ridiculous. I think Michael Bay should simply ignore Boll's challenge altogether. It's really not worth responding to. And when you guys think about German directors please think of people like Wolfgang Petersen, Roland Emmerich, Marcus Nispel and even Robert Schwentke.
Yeah, Nispel impressed me with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. Has he done anything since? Yeah. He directed the ''Pathfinder'' remake, is filming a ''Friday the 13th'' remake at the moment and also is listed for the upcoming movie adaptation of ''American McGee's Alice'', which should be awesome, if they get started before Sarah Michelle Gellar looks too old to play the part! :D

alexsm
04-28-2008, 11:31 AM
Hi guys! I'm new here. I'm an avid fan of Michael Bay's movies ever since Bad Boys hit the theaters and this whole Uwe Boll thing finally made me register to the forums. Why? Because I'm embarassed. I'm embarassed to be German. First WW2 and now Boll? What the hell?! Please rest assured that Boll in no way whatsoever is representative for my fellow countrymen. This guy obviously fell on his head one too many times and his ways to fish for attention are really ridiculous. I think Michael Bay should simply ignore Boll's challenge altogether. It's really not worth responding to. And when you guys think about German directors please think of people like Wolfgang Petersen, Roland Emmerich, Marcus Nispel and even Robert Schwentke. Yeah. He directed the ''Pathfinder'' remake, is filming a ''Friday the 13th'' remake at the moment and also is listed for the upcoming movie adaptation of ''American McGee's Alice'', which should be awesome, if they get started before Sarah Michelle Gellar looks too old to play the part! :D

Don't worry, none takes Boll seriously, and he knows that.

Anyway, this isn't the first time Boll tries something like this. Last he challenged the critics, and one of them fight with him (from a spanish web about bad movies called cinecutre.com , he just went due to the surrealist of the situation).

Smokescreen_5
04-28-2008, 11:39 AM
I was just reading on the previous fights boll had, all the critics he fought were questioned as to whether they had fight experience. That sucks cos he won't fight someone that has a chance to beat him up. Guess that leaves you out Redqueenar, and unfortunately me too. I've had 4 amatuer boxing matches and won them all (unanimous decisions, no KOs).

Still, if he was man enough he would have a go! FIGHT ME BOLL, YOUR MOVIES ARE SO BAD THEY MAKE MY EYES HURT.

LOL.. I just read up a lil about him too. He claims that Bay would get 3 months to train... ha ha ha... I'm sure Bay is busy with other things such as making "GOOD" movies to deal with the likes of him.

LadiesMan217
04-28-2008, 12:31 PM
I'm embarassed to be German. First WW2 and now Boll? What the hell?!

Well, WW2 was a bit little worse :p

Let's just end all the Uwe Boll discussion. He's either 1) A person that wants to make the worst films possible to get publicity, 2) A very bad filmmaker that wants to use the internet as a tool to get lots of publicity and make a name for himself, or 3) An absolute lunatic.

He's an entertaining character anyway, so no needs to be that upset over things. He's fun to laugh at :D

sora
04-28-2008, 12:51 PM
Hi guys! I'm new here. I'm an avid fan of Michael Bay's movies ever since Bad Boys hit the theaters and this whole Uwe Boll thing finally made me register to the forums. Why? Because I'm embarassed. I'm embarassed to be German. First WW2 and now Boll? What the hell?! Please rest assured that Boll in no way whatsoever is representative for my fellow countrymen. This guy obviously fell on his head one too many times and his ways to fish for attention are really ridiculous. I think Michael Bay should simply ignore Boll's challenge altogether. It's really not worth responding to. And when you guys think about German directors please think of people like Wolfgang Petersen, Roland Emmerich, Marcus Nispel and even Robert Schwentke. Yeah. He directed the ''Pathfinder'' remake, is filming a ''Friday the 13th'' remake at the moment and also is listed for the upcoming movie adaptation of ''American McGee's Alice'', which should be awesome, if they get started before Sarah Michelle Gellar looks too old to play the part! :D
Don't worry! We know there are a lot of good directors/movies/actors/actresses in Germany. And welcome to the boards. :)

Bumblebee1983
04-28-2008, 12:56 PM
Well, WW2 was a bit little worse :p

Let's just end all the Uwe Boll discussion. He's either 1) A person that wants to make the worst films possible to get publicity, 2) A very bad filmmaker that wants to use the internet as a tool to get lots of publicity and make a name for himself, or 3) An absolute lunatic.

He's an entertaining character anyway, so no needs to be that upset over things. He's fun to laugh at :D

I would go for all three there.

Fun to laugh at...indeed.

Certifiably nuts....yup.

I feel great with that fact that I've never paid my any of my hard earned money to see any of his movies.

Now Bay's movies....I've spent a lot on.

Take that Boll.

:p

Bay_Fan_Gibson
04-28-2008, 01:38 PM
Let's see here:


Michael Bay makes better movies.
Michael Bay makes more successful movies.
Michael Bay is more well-known and respected.
Michael Bay is not fat.
Michael Bay still has a full head of hair.
Even when Uwe Boll creates the matchup poster, Michael Bay's picture still looks better.
No contest.

Bumblebee1983
04-28-2008, 01:40 PM
Let's see here:

Michael Bay makes better movies.
Michael Bay makes more successful movies.
Michael Bay is more well-known and respected.
Michael Bay is not fat.
Michael Bay still has a full head of hair.
Even when Uwe Boll creates the matchup poster, Michael Bay's picture still looks better.No contest.

LMAO

*falls out of chair*

Ow.

What cracks me up the most is "Michael Bay is not fat...and still has a full head of hair."

megatron42
04-28-2008, 01:54 PM
LMAO

*falls out of chair*

Ow.

What cracks me up the most is "Michael Bay is not fat...and still has a full head of hair."

umm bee dear you forgot one a dorky hat

Bay_Fan_Gibson
04-28-2008, 01:56 PM
LMAO

*falls out of chair*

Ow.

What cracks me up the most is "Michael Bay is not fat...and still has a full head of hair."


Bumblebee, your boss at work just called me. He told me to tell you to hurry up.

Just kidding. :)



And Boll vs. Bay should not be boxing but rather MMA. That way Bay can tae-kwon-do kick him in the nuts. Sure, Bay might get disqualified, but from then on every time Boll tries to pee, the pain will be a reminder of how he should never have fucked with Michael Bay! :D

Bumblebee1983
04-28-2008, 02:03 PM
Bumblebee, your boss at work just called me. He told me to tell you to hurry up.

Just kidding. :)



And Boll vs. Bay should not be boxing but rather MMA. That way Bay can tae-kwon-do kick him in the nuts. Sure, Bay might get disqualified, but from then on every time Boll tries to pee, the pain will be a reminder of how he should never have fucked with Michael Bay! :D

My boss is out smoking....and I'm not on deadline. :p

Just avoiding writing my recipe column. :(

Bay_Fan_Gibson
04-28-2008, 02:15 PM
My boss is out smoking....and I'm not on deadline. :p

Just avoiding writing my recipe column. :(


Oh is that what you do?
So if I have to cook for a girl or something you can hook me up? :p

I work downtown right near the White House.
(Saw the Pope...well, through the glass shield.)
So Michael Bay if you really are filming in DC for Transformers or something, gimme a holla! :p

Bumblebee1983
04-28-2008, 02:26 PM
Oh is that what you do?
So if I have to cook for a girl or something you can hook me up? :p

I work downtown right near the White House.
(Saw the Pope...well, through the glass shield.)
So Michael Bay if you really are filming in DC for Transformers or something, gimme a holla! :p

Dude, you work in DC? How cool!!

And I work at a small town newspaper....for the record. :p

Trailbreaker
04-28-2008, 11:04 PM
Okay this is getting old, a friend at school today was just talking about Postal and I'm like "I DON'T WANNA HERE IT!!!" So if Bay is sick and tired of us talking about this Uwe Boll sh*t (no pun intended), then I'm sick too!

Smokescreen_5
04-29-2008, 12:03 PM
My boss is out smoking....and I'm not on deadline. :p

Just avoiding writing my recipe column. :(


You write recipes? Interesting.. Have you tried making Sex Muffins? :D

Bay_Fan_Gibson
04-29-2008, 02:47 PM
You write recipes? Interesting.. Have you tried making Sex Muffins? :D


My innocence!

Bumblebee1983
04-29-2008, 02:53 PM
You write recipes? Interesting.. Have you tried making Sex Muffins? :D

I've heard of that one!

But no....haven't tried it. :(

megatron42
04-29-2008, 03:30 PM
found the recipie

1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon ginger (supposed aphrodisiac)
1 teaspoon cinnamon (supposed aphrodisiac)
Ginseng powder capsules (supposed aphrodisiac, available at health stores)
2 ounces semi-sweet chocolate (supposed aphrodisiac)
1/2 stick (4 tablespoons) butter or margarine
3/4 cup honey (or sugar) -- Add more to taste
1 cup milk
2 egg whites - slightly beaten
Mix flour, baking powder, spices and Ginseng in a bowl. Meanwhile, slowly melt butter and chocolate in a double boiler until smooth. (A double boiler is one pan which sits down inside another pan of boiling water. The chocolate melts in the top pan.) Add melted chocolate mixture to the flour, baking powder, spice and Ginseng bowl. Add honey, milk and egg whites. Stir just enough to blend, pour into greased muffin pan and bake at 400 degrees for 20-25 minutes or until brown. Allow to cool 2 minutes. Get into bed, and serve!

kevski
04-29-2008, 04:11 PM
Bay has responded to this in the Ask MB forum.

He clearly doesn't give a fuck.

I think all threads should be closed and there be no more talk on the issue. Boll wants to be talked about and in that way he is succeeding. Lets put a stop to that and talk about something productive... but not Blu Ray stuff lol!

galax
04-29-2008, 04:40 PM
I think all threads should be closed and there be no more talk on the issue. Boll wants to be talked about and in that way he is succeeding.
I agree.
Regards,

megatron42
04-29-2008, 07:50 PM
nelson i have a lock for ya

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2324/8nl3cat5czirca1efqepcaigj0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2324/8nl3cat5czirca1efqepcaigj0.4f40d370cb.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=405&i=8nl3cat5czirca1efqepcaigj0.jpg)

Blunderful
04-29-2008, 08:08 PM
Bay should have him over for one of those pool parties and throw him some of his leftovers. Maybe he wouldn't such a bitter little man. :)

Trailbreaker
04-29-2008, 08:39 PM
nelson i have a lock for ya

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2324/8nl3cat5czirca1efqepcaigj0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2324/8nl3cat5czirca1efqepcaigj0.4f40d370cb.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=405&i=8nl3cat5czirca1efqepcaigj0.jpg)

Better yet:

http://www.brownsafe.com/images/graphics/coll_door_web.jpg

MjM878
04-29-2008, 10:38 PM
That video made me laugh, honestly I found that quite funny. I mean this indie film director wants to challenge Bay in boxing!? Seriously this has just gotten wierd. Someone needs to grow up...

Smokescreen_5
04-29-2008, 11:56 PM
My innocence!


I've heard of that one!

But no....haven't tried it. :(


found the recipie

1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon ginger (supposed aphrodisiac)
1 teaspoon cinnamon (supposed aphrodisiac)
15 Ginseng powder capsules (supposed aphrodisiac, available at health stores)
2 ounces semi-sweet chocolate (supposed aphrodisiac)
1/2 stick (4 tablespoons) butter or margarine
3/4 cup honey (or sugar) -- Add more to taste
1 cup milk
2 egg whites - slightly beaten
Mix flour, baking powder, spices and Ginseng in a bowl. Meanwhile, slowly melt butter and chocolate in a double boiler until smooth. (A double boiler is one pan which sits down inside another pan of boiling water. The chocolate melts in the top pan.) Add melted chocolate mixture to the flour, baking powder, spice and Ginseng bowl. Add honey, milk and egg whites. Stir just enough to blend, pour into greased muffin pan and bake at 400 degrees for 20-25 minutes or until brown. Allow to cool 2 minutes. Get into bed, and serve!

LMAO Bay fan gibson.. its an actual recipe. I've made it once.. its not bad. I don't see how its supposed to be an aphrodisiac though.. because it didn't get me arroused or anything and yeah.. I posted the reciped before here (http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1656)

megatron42
04-30-2008, 01:36 PM
i didn't know

Bumblebee1983
04-30-2008, 02:28 PM
Bay should have him over for one of those pool parties and throw him some of his leftovers. Maybe he wouldn't such a bitter little man. :)

More like film a new 'awesome' Verizon commercial. ;)

And blow up the pool while Mr. Boll is in it.

Wouldn't that be...err....awesome? :o

Bay_Fan_Gibson
04-30-2008, 02:41 PM
A movie should be made where Michael Bay and Uwe Boll alternate directing scenes in the script, so one moment you'll have epic awesomeness, while the next you have complete stupidity.

It's like Shia's character is running amongst these gigantic incredible CG Transformers, then when he runs around the corner it cuts to a bunch of extras dressed in boxes making robot noises.

Smokescreen_5
04-30-2008, 03:00 PM
A movie should be made where Michael Bay and Uwe Boll alternate directing scenes in the script, so one moment you'll have epic awesomeness, while the next you have complete stupidity.

It's like Shia's character is running amongst these gigantic incredible CG Transformers, then when he runs around the corner it cuts to a bunch of extras dressed in boxes making robot noises.

LMAO.. no you didn't... lol

Duracell Bunny
04-30-2008, 04:40 PM
Bay said in a post here somewhere recently he didn't even hear of Boll till last month or so. Fuck Boll, he's childish. And I think Mike isnt interested in it anymore either by the sounds of it.

http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1832

megatron42
04-30-2008, 06:46 PM
he's not... he don't want us to discuss it any longer

Bumblebee1983
04-30-2008, 08:36 PM
he's not... he don't want us to discuss it any longer

But...but Nelson started it! (the thread I mean)

;)

But yeah, I'm bored of Mr. Boll anyways.....:p

Next subject.

Duracell Bunny
04-30-2008, 09:10 PM
Nelson! Lock your own thread! :eek:

Michael Do
05-01-2008, 07:25 AM
Next subject.

lets talk about cats!

Bay_Fan_Gibson
05-01-2008, 08:38 AM
lets talk about cats!



You know when cats shit on your pillow when you've been away for too long?

Why do they do that?

megatron42
05-01-2008, 08:39 AM
they miss you

Bumblebee1983
05-01-2008, 08:52 AM
You know when cats shit on your pillow when you've been away for too long?

Why do they do that?

They're trying to tell you something....that your pillow resembles a litter box! LOL

TankRizzo
05-01-2008, 09:18 AM
I'll be honest with you, I love his movies, I do, I'm a Uwe Bol fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he directed "Bloodrayne".

Ana86
05-01-2008, 09:22 AM
well he's now messing up my home land country (south africa ) by the sounds of it

Bay_Fan_Gibson
05-01-2008, 09:31 AM
they miss you

You put it in such a nice way. :)
I was told they do it for revenge cause you're not there to please them.